Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 131st Edition

• LOTUSfairy

  22 Jan 10, 09:28

  forgot to mention to u cassie, i din add onions, cos i ate my potato salad (i did the 2nd time on wed nite) and brought to office to share with colleagues..

  They said : u made onion salad?

  i went...*oops* (hehe.. i love onion...muahahahaahaha)..

   

• LOTUSfairy

  22 Jan 10, 09:29

  its rainy day, my colleague goes on MC...

  awww.....

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 09:33

  u add onions to potato salad???

  hmmm...

  Dunno wat to eat for lunch today...

• cassie

  22 Jan 10, 09:46

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  forgot to mention to u cassie, i din add onions, cos i ate my potato salad (i did the 2nd time on wed nite) and brought to office to share with colleagues..

  They said : u made onion salad?

  i went...*oops* (hehe.. i love onion...muahahahaahaha)..

   

  
  you added onions to your potato salad????

• cassie

  22 Jan 10, 09:49

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  u add onions to potato salad???

  hmmm...

  Dunno wat to eat for lunch today...

  
  a bit early to be thinking of lunch, no?

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 09:50

  ...........

  The office guys are getting excited over the nurse in office taking blood samples and blood pressure... for free office health screening...

  Apparantly, the guys are going to have high blood pressure due to the nurse showing her... ... ... eh... rather huge cleavage when she bend down -______-

  Wha piang -______-

• av98m

  22 Jan 10, 09:52

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  *moooooooooaaaaaaaaaaning ...

  

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 09:53

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  a bit early to be thinking of lunch, no?

  
  Well it's good to plan in advance eh?  

• av98m

  22 Jan 10, 09:53

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  ...........

  The office guys are getting excited over the nurse in office taking blood samples and blood pressure... for free office health screening...

  Apparantly, the guys are going to have high blood pressure due to the nurse showing her... ... ... eh... rather huge cleavage when she bend down -______-

  Wha piang -______-

  SO LUCKY!!!!! 

  How come my office health screening last month din have chiobu nurse

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 09:58

   

  Apparently one of the guys went pale and nearly fainted... said he didn't ate since last night...

  But poor guy now is being teased for almost fainting when he saw the nurse and the "drainage"...

   

• av98m

  22 Jan 10, 10:07

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

   

  Apparently one of the guys went pale and nearly fainted... said he didn't ate since last night...

  But poor guy now is being teased for almost fainting when he saw the nurse and the "drainage"...

   

  why are you all so lucky 

• LOTUSfairy

  22 Jan 10, 10:10

  Originally posted by av98m:

  SO LUCKY!!!!! 

  How come my office health screening last month din have chiobu nurse

  they worry that you and office pple at certain "aged age" may burst your heart arteries when they kana such "excited" moments..

  u always kana senior motherly big-sized nurses?

• av98m

  22 Jan 10, 10:18

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  they worry that you and office pple at certain "aged age" may burst your heart arteries when they kana such "excited" moments..

  u always kana senior motherly big-sized nurses?

  

• fudgester

  22 Jan 10, 10:27

  I was just sitting in to watch the lecture for the module that I have to tutor.... dang, tutorials start next week....  

  Anyway, you guys read today's Straits Times?

  McCrap put out a 3/4-page ad apologizing for the pig Doraemon saga and would now introduce the doll sometime in April. 

• cassie

  22 Jan 10, 10:29

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  ...........

  The office guys are getting excited over the nurse in office taking blood samples and blood pressure... for free office health screening...

  Apparantly, the guys are going to have high blood pressure due to the nurse showing her... ... ... eh... rather huge cleavage when she bend down -______-

  Wha piang -______-

  
  reminds me of the time my previous office organised mandarin classes after work for those who wanna learn (non chinese, chinese guys who wanna brush up etc)

  teacher was a hot chic and one day she came in a semi leather jacket; throughout class she was fidgeting with the zip - up and down, up and down

  

  only one nurse?

• cassie

  22 Jan 10, 10:30

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  they worry that you and office pple at certain "aged age" may burst your heart arteries when they kana such "excited" moments..

  u always kana senior motherly big-sized nurses?

  
   well at least better than male nurses or the SAF medics...oh wait...some of the SAF medic guys were kinda cute - one even supported/carry me after the AHM last year

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 10:49

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  reminds me of the time my previous office organised mandarin classes after work for those who wanna learn (non chinese, chinese guys who wanna brush up etc)

  teacher was a hot chic and one day she came in a semi leather jacket; throughout class she was fidgeting with the zip - up and down, up and down

  

  only one nurse?

  
  there's quite a few but 1 stand out quite obviously...

  Thankfully I've paced myself for completing ahead of schedule... Just found MAJOR mistake... Apparently for units, one of the guys mixed up between "mW" and "MW"... gotta rework the data... thankfully i'll just need to add in the data and everything else auto calculate, compile and tabled...

  Hmmm... Must be the person got distracted...

• cassie

  22 Jan 10, 11:29

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  there's quite a few but 1 stand out quite obviously...

  Thankfully I've paced myself for completing ahead of schedule... Just found MAJOR mistake... Apparently for units, one of the guys mixed up between "mW" and "MW"... gotta rework the data... thankfully i'll just need to add in the data and everything else auto calculate, compile and tabled...

  Hmmm... Must be the person got distracted...

  
  you're lucky! when i was working on my spreadsheet the other day, i replaced some info and the darn excel sheet didn't auto compute! hence i spent 2 hours tracing the prob - which was some empty rows in between rows 1900 and 2300.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 11:45

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  you're lucky! when i was working on my spreadsheet the other day, i replaced some info and the darn excel sheet didn't auto compute! hence i spent 2 hours tracing the prob - which was some empty rows in between rows 1900 and 2300.

  
  a quite fix would be either zooming out to 50% and a quite scroll up and down to check for missing rows... Alternatively, there's a "countblank" function in excel which can help u spot the blanks rows...

  Though be careful when u're trying to auto filter or sort out when there's blank rows... They tend to stop filtering/sorting at the blank rows which corrupt ur data... Happened to me awhile back... Either I'm not used to Excel 2007 or it's even worse then 2003...

  Hmmm... PPT 2007 is giving me abit of problem... I'm used to the old 2003 version -___- Took me 20-30 mins b4 I found where's the master slide... apparently, it's called slide master in version 2007... Microsoft trying to be funny?

• fudgester

  22 Jan 10, 12:22

  This Excel fracas reminds me of a lab class I took a few years ago....

  I was doing the lab experiment with two Mats..... we decided that I would operate one apparatus, one Mat would take stopwatch timings, and the third Mat would record the results. Then we would all copy the results and bring them home to do the lab report. Halfway through, the two Mats decided to switch positions.... I continued to operate the apparatus I was using....

  Then at the end, as it turns out, the two verdamn Mats recorded the experimental results.... without the decimal points! 

  I demanded to know where the decimal points were.... they scratched their heads and decided that all the results were to 1 decimal place.... I believed them.

  I took the results home and did some calculations based on the results on Excel.... for two hours, I was wrestling with the calculated results which made no sense at all.

  In the end, I had borrow another fella's lab report to note down the order of magnitude of his results.... as it turns out, some of my results were to 1 dp, while others were to 2 dp...

  So I managed to complete the report and submitted it.

  When the two Mats came up to me to express their bewilderment at their weird calculations, I feigned ignorance.... sucks to them for being too lazy to even put a dot in the first place.....

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 12:31

  AHAHAHAHAHA~~~ TGIF~~~

  I went trigger happy... got myself lotsa of sushi~ including salmon belly sushi~~~

  Went to get potato salad from the new store again... The boss remembered me sia... He remembered what I've ordered b4~~~ wow~

  Hot Green Tea Latte again~

   

   

   

   I'm going broke... ... ...

• LOTUSfairy

  22 Jan 10, 13:01

  i am going on a liew-lian makan mega session tonight...

  my uk boss heard about it.. and went... .....

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  22 Jan 10, 13:04

  UK boss eat liew lian?

  He eat ang moh liew lian (aka soursop) izzt???

• av98m

  22 Jan 10, 13:07

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  i am going on a liew-lian makan mega session tonight...

  my uk boss heard about it.. and went... .....

  my pancreas are going to take a severe beating tonight.

• LOTUSfairy

  22 Jan 10, 13:12

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  UK boss eat liew lian?

  He eat ang moh liew lian (aka soursop) izzt???

  no leh.. he heard liew lian and went...

  nope, he aint a liew-lian fan..