Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 134th Edition
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
there's teh universal studios... I'm sure ppl can find some ingenious ways of suiciding there...
must pay to go in one leh..
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
so lets see, where are the best places to kill themselves..?
examples from Sentosa Casino and Marina?
if people want to off themselves, they should be more considerate to others while doing so ....
jumping in front of MRT not only inconvenience thousands of other people ..... it's also a screwed up task cleaning the carcass up ...
same thing for jumping off buildings ..... it's a bloody mess, and someone's got to clean it up ! .....
people who want to kill themselves should just swallow a bottle of pesticide, call the police to notify them of a body to be picked up, and then lie down in bed for their lights to go off .....
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
there's teh universal studios... I'm sure ppl can find some ingenious ways of suiciding there...
over there can meh? -
Originally posted by Fatum:
if people want to off themselves, they should be more considerate to others while doing so ....
jumping in front of MRT not only inconvenience thousands of other people ..... it's also a screwed up task cleaning the carcass up ...
same thing for jumping off buildings ..... it's a bloody mess, and someone's got to clean it up ! .....
people who want to kill themselves should just swallow a bottle of pesticide, call the police to notify them of a body to be picked up, and then lie down in bed for their lights to go off .....
there was an incident of jumper who landed on the grand piano at the downstair cafe... the cafe was then shut and the piano gone..
lucky its too early for business, so no one was hurt.
imagine u eating happily and a body lands in front of you.
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
there was an incident of jumper who landed on the grand piano at the downstair cafe... the cafe was shut and the piano gone.. lucky its early for business..
imagine u eating happily and a body lands in front of you.
someone could have been killed .....
now that's seriously farked up ..... killing someone while killing yourself ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
if people want to off themselves, they should be more considerate to others while doing so ....
jumping in front of MRT not only inconvenience thousands of other people ..... it's also a screwed up task cleaning the carcass up ...
same thing for jumping off buildings ..... it's a bloody mess, and someone's got to clean it up ! .....
people who want to kill themselves should just swallow a bottle of pesticide, call the police to notify them of a body to be picked up, and then lie down in bed for their lights to go off .....
I always believe the best way to die is to lie in the centre of a large field of poppy or marijuana then burn the perimeter...Take a deep breath and u'll die smiling/laughing
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Originally posted by sbst275:
is KB around?
Dunno did I mention to you. The NTU svs wun move over to the new bus interchange inside Jurong Point only after the end of Acad Yr 09/ 10 in May.
It's a decision made by LTA after consulting NTU & SBS.
You've mentioned it a couple of times before, but I prefer life here for the time being and don't want to think about returning yet.
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
there was an incident of jumper who landed on the grand piano at the downstair cafe... the cafe was shut and the piano gone.. lucky its early for business..
imagine u eating happily and a body lands in front of you.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
You've mentioned it a couple of times before, but I prefer life here for the time being and don't want to think about returning yet.
come back to vote against PAP, then go back
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that was my friend told me.
she said " let's go shopping today, i no need to work, my grand piano at my workplace gone, cos somebody lands and died on it.." ..
i went ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
if people want to off themselves, they should be more considerate to others while doing so ....
jumping in front of MRT not only inconvenience thousands of other people ..... it's also a screwed up task cleaning the carcass up ...
same thing for jumping off buildings ..... it's a bloody mess, and someone's got to clean it up ! .....
people who want to kill themselves should just swallow a bottle of pesticide, call the police to notify them of a body to be picked up, and then lie down in bed for their lights to go off .....
if i wanted to kill myself, I'd make sure that my body parts are scattered over as wide a radius and in as many pieces as possible
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
You've mentioned it a couple of times before, but I prefer life here for the time being and don't want to think about returning yet.
oops.wahahah. how's life over there now?
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Originally posted by av98m:
if i wanted to kill myself, I'd make sure that my body parts are scattered over as wide a radius and in as many pieces as possible
hmmm... jumping from a high place into a fan blade located high above the floor...or maybe try the mince meat maker... U'll get to be distributed to the different countries in the world...
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Originally posted by av98m:
if i wanted to kill myself, I'd make sure that my body parts are scattered over as wide a radius and in as many pieces as possible
can.. try the zoo..
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Originally posted by av98m:
if i wanted to kill myself, I'd make sure that my body parts are scattered over as wide a radius and in as many pieces as possible
you'd want to die without an intact body ?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
you'd want to die without an intact body ?
maybe he should try sky burial.. he now feeds on the birds, he might like to contribute back to them... they will bring him many pieces, to all radius and every parts of the world..!
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Originally posted by Fatum:
you'd want to die without an intact body ?
after he's gone...don't think it matters -
Originally posted by cassie:
after he's gone...don't think it matters
some cultures believes in dying whole so u can proceed to afterlife... -
Just got an unsolicited call from some number with country code +00852 (Hong Kong)..... I rejected the call outright.....
Damn conmen....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
you'd want to die without an intact body ?
if I am in the frame of mind to kill myself, I'd want to cause as much damage as possible and make it hard for people to clean up the mess
but otherwise yes, I'd like to die with an intact body, nicely preserved, and a shrine built for me.
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Originally posted by av98m:
but otherwise yes, I'd like to die with an intact body, nicely preserved, and a shrine built for me.
v
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Just got an unsolicited call from some number with country code +00852 (Hong Kong)..... I rejected the call outright.....
Damn conmen....
ytd's news reported abt new scam -
Originally posted by sbst275:
oops.wahahah. how's life over there now?
Well, I've passed the halfway point of my stay and I'm still enjoying it. My only gripe is the cost of food and getting a haircut. Oh, and the American hairdressers don't crop my hair short enough. I keep telling them to go higher and they hesitate until I tell them that I know what I'm asking for LOL.
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Originally posted by av98m:
if i wanted to kill myself, I'd make sure that my body parts are scattered over as wide a radius and in as many pieces as possible
Throw yourself into a gelatin or MSG processing machine and contaminate as much factory food as you can. You'll be in potato chips, canned soup, sausages and more.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
Well, I've passed the halfway point of my stay and I'm still enjoying it. My only gripe is the cost of food and getting a haircut. Oh, and the American hairdressers don't crop my hair short enough. I keep telling them to go higher and they hesitate until I tell them that I know what I'm asking for LOL.
cost of food.... -______-hmmmm... -_____-