Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 135th Edition

• fudgester

  3 Apr 10, 14:34

  Originally posted by elindra:

  LOL got this from another forum

   

  THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER
  
  Major General Peter Cosgrove is a Pure Australian treasure!'
  cid:CEF83307-2554-43A5-A0ED-873F037EF00D
  
  General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
  
  Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
  
  This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.. It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  But you're equipping them to become violent killers..
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
  
  The radio cast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.

  You know, this sounds like Malaysian parents' objections to having their kids taught to shoot a rifle during their NS.....

  And you know what's sad? They're only taught to aim and shoot.... the instructors would have to load, cock and clean the rifles for them...... 

• laurence82

  3 Apr 10, 14:37

  Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

  

• Fatum

  3 Apr 10, 14:41

  Originally posted by elindra:

  LOL got this from another forum

   

  THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER
  
  Major General Peter Cosgrove is a Pure Australian treasure!'
  cid:CEF83307-2554-43A5-A0ED-873F037EF00D
  
  General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
  
  Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
  
  This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.. It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
  
  
  FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
  But you're equipping them to become violent killers..
  
  GENERAL COSGROVE:
  Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
  
  The radio cast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.

  * Likes this.

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 14:44

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  where do you find choc goat milk?? does it contain lactose...? =p 

  
  the goat is lactose free one :)  i got them from day dairies, off lim chu kang road (kranji area).

  5 small 200ml bottles packed in a cute stereoform box (with ice) = S$10.00

  got chocolate one.. and very nice :)

• SBS2601D

  3 Apr 10, 14:45

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  You know, this sounds like Malaysian parents' objections to having their kids taught to shoot a rifle during their NS.....

  And you know what's sad? They're only taught to aim and shoot.... the instructors would have to load, cock and clean the rifles for them...... 

  
  I just saw my up-north cousin's NS pics.

  He and all his kakis pose with their finger ON the trigger on ALL photos.

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 15:41

  oki.. settled..

  dinner shall be pan-baked cod fish with creamy sauce .. and.. creamy butternut squash soupy :)

• hisoka

  3 Apr 10, 15:43

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  oki.. settled..

  dinner shall be pan-baked cod fish with creamy sauce .. and.. creamy butternut squash soupy :)

  zzz don't make me hungry leh.

• cassie

  3 Apr 10, 15:51

  i'm hungry. just up from my nap.

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 16:10

  maybe for after dinner snack, nacho chips with guacamole dips :)

  ^^v

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 16:11

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  zzz don't make me hungry leh.

  
  

• SBS2601D

  3 Apr 10, 16:31

  I'm bored enough to keep jabbing at this guy at SAF forum.

• cassie

  3 Apr 10, 17:02

  Originally posted by SBS2601D:

  I'm bored enough to keep jabbing at this guy at SAF forum.

  
  what hair brained idea did he post?

• sbst275

  3 Apr 10, 17:43

  Originally posted by SBS2601D:

  
  I just saw my up-north cousin's NS pics.

  He and all his kakis pose with their finger ON the trigger on ALL photos.

  
  omg!

  if ever happy happy squeeze trigger and 1 round fired how?

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 18:33

  one foot less

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 18:34

  finishing erh...baking?

  done with cod fish with mayo-cream+wasabi sauce, and another cod with basil pesto sauce :)

  and did a heated-up american beef pie for dad.

   

  later.. roasted garlic mashed potato and i leave butternut squash soup tomorrow..

   

• sbst275

  3 Apr 10, 18:47

  LF got read or watched Julie & Julia?

• cassie

  3 Apr 10, 18:48

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  finishing erh...baking?

  done with cod fish with mayo-cream+wasabi sauce, and another cod with basil pesto sauce :)

  and did a heated-up american beef pie for dad.

   

  later.. roasted garlic mashed potato and i leave butternut squash soup tomorrow..

   

  wah you turning out to be nigella lawson!

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 18:55

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  LF got read or watched Julie & Julia?

  
  i was searching to watch this show in the afternoon..

  cant find it.. will go get the DVD :)

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 18:56

  Originally posted by cassie:

  wah you turning out to be nigella lawson!

  
  me not pretty as her ..

• sbst275

  3 Apr 10, 18:58

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  
  i was searching to watch this show in the afternoon..

  cant find it.. will go get the DVD :)

  
  The movie screening was last yr!

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 18:58

  and i find jamie oliver very sexy..

• cassie

  3 Apr 10, 18:58

  ok, off for a home mini mask, self pampering before din. catch up in a bit.

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 18:58

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  
  The movie screening was last yr!

  
  i din have the time to watch leh... it was my peak working period... :(

• sbst275

  3 Apr 10, 19:00

  Circle Line detail seems to be up for 17 Apr's operation.

  Train frequency.

  Peak Hrs: 3.5 mins (Marymount - Paya Lebar). 7 mins (Dhoby Ghaut - Paya Lebar).

  Off Peak Hrs: 7 mins.

  Like this Bus 70 would still have good biz w/ 4 - 6 mins freq.

• LOTUSfairy

  3 Apr 10, 19:09

  i am happy... circle line.. yeah!!!