Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 138th Edition

• cassie

  10 Jun 10, 17:14

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  oh yah.. isn't she the one we theorised would probably rape kopi after she knocks him out with booze? 

  
  yes

• Fatum

  10 Jun 10, 17:25

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  *(&$#

  i need to go take my picture again to apply for new passport..

  i think i get zora to take my pic then i crop and send.. i don't want to pay $5.35 to get some photos which i'll probably lose in a couple of days 

  you can take them just downstairs !!!!!

• av98m

  10 Jun 10, 17:27

  Ways to know if you drink too much coffee

  - You can “out-yip” your chihuaha.

  -There’s more grounds than soil around your garden plants.

  • You make coffee ice cubes for your iced coffee.

  • You eat coffee jello (or coffee agar for coffee-lovin’ vegetarians). (The above four are courtesy of Ruth Gagliano)

  -You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

  • You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

  • People get dizzy just watching you.

  • You sleep with your eyes open :-D

  • You have to watch videos in fast forward.

  • People can test batteries in your ears.

  • You don’t get mad; you get steamed.

  • You don’t tan; you roast.

  • The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.

  • You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.

  • You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

  • You speed walk in your sleep.

  • You have a bumper sticker that says: “Coffee drinkers are good in the sack.”

  • You just completed another sweater and you don’t know how to knit.

  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

  • When you open your dish cabinet, and there is only mugs.

  • The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

  • You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

  • You lick your coffeepot clean.

  • You spend every vacation visiting “Maxwell House.”

  • You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.

  • You’ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

  • Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.

  • You chew on other people’s fingernails.

  • Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

  • You’re so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

  • You can type sixty words per minute… with your feet.

  • The only gift you get for Valentines Day you get chocolate covered beans.

  • You can jump-start your car without cables.

  • Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”

  • You don’t sweat, you percolate.

  • You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

  • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

  • Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.

  • Every shirt or blouse you own has a coffee stain on it.

  • You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.

  • The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.

  • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

  • You’re so wired, you pick up AM radio and people test their batteries in your ears.

  • Your life’s goal is to amount to a hill of beans.

  • Instant coffee takes too long.

  • When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”

  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.

  • You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.

  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

  • Your hand is permanently shaped to hold your mug.

  • You’d be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.

  • You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

  • You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.

  • You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”

  • You get drunk just so you can sober up.

  • You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.

  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.

  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

  • You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

  • You can jump to the moon.

  • You short out motion detectors.

  • You have a conniption over spilled milk.

  • You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

  • You think being called a “drip” is a compliment.

  • Your three favorite things in life are…coffee before, coffee during and coffee after :-p

  • Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.

  • You can’t even remember your second cup.

  • You help your dog chase its tail.

  • You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

  • You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

  • You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”

  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

    

• av98m

  10 Jun 10, 17:32

  

  

• av98m

  10 Jun 10, 17:34

  

• the Bear

  10 Jun 10, 17:36

  that's a running gag in football too...

  guy gets tackled badly and is writhing in agony... physio comes out, wipes him with the wet sponge and he's up and running again 

• fudgester

  10 Jun 10, 17:37

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  that's a running gag in football too...

  guy gets tackled badly and is writhing in agony... physio comes out, wipes him with the wet sponge and he's up and running again 

  Hmm..... Drogba? 

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  10 Jun 10, 17:38

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  that's a running gag in football too...

  guy gets tackled badly and is writhing in agony... physio comes out, wipes him with the wet sponge and he's up and running again 

  
  footballers are trained to roll and exgerate when they get tackled... When u see the ref says it's a free kick, they immediately get up... no problem~

• av98m

  10 Jun 10, 17:40

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  that's a running gag in football too...

  guy gets tackled badly and is writhing in agony... physio comes out, wipes him with the wet sponge and he's up and running again 

  footballers are the number one malingerers 

• the Bear

  10 Jun 10, 17:40

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  Hmm..... Drogba? 

  
  actually, lots of footballers... especially when you watch the matches of maybe 20 years ago...

  it's hilarious..

  but then, those guys would all go for drinks after the match at the pub..

  which reminds me.. AFL highlights tonight on Australia Network

• av98m

  10 Jun 10, 17:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  actually, lots of footballers... especially when you watch the matches of maybe 20 years ago...

  it's hilarious..

  but then, those guys would all go for drinks after the match at the pub..

  which reminds me.. AFL highlights tonight on Australia Network

  I am looking forward to watching the finals with a guiness in one hand, a pork knuckle in another :D

• the Bear

  10 Jun 10, 17:44

  Originally posted by av98m:

  I am looking forward to watching the finals with a guiness in one hand, a pork knuckle in another :D

  
  i think it'll be 25 Sep this year

• kopiosatu

  10 Jun 10, 17:44

  i just woke up from a quick nap

  hur hur hur

  weather has been good recently

• fudgester

  10 Jun 10, 17:49

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  actually, lots of footballers... especially when you watch the matches of maybe 20 years ago...

  it's hilarious..

  but then, those guys would all go for drinks after the match at the pub..

  which reminds me.. AFL highlights tonight on Australia Network

  I dunno.... it's just that Didier Drogba seems to be the most extreme of divers.....

  He's built like an M1 Abrams..... but the slightest touch seems to send him flying into orbit....

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  10 Jun 10, 17:50

  Originally posted by av98m:

  footballers are the number one malingerers 

  
  anyone remembered the commercial abt a group of footballer jogging on the spot... Then when the coach blows the wistle, they'll drop to the ground and roll ard in agony, with another blow of the wistle, they get up and continue jogging...

  Tat was funny~

• the Bear

  10 Jun 10, 17:52

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  I dunno.... it's just that Didier Drogba seems to be the most extreme of divers.....

  He's built like an M1 Abrams..... but the slightest touch seems to send him flying into orbit....

  
  yeah.. Tiger Beer made fun of him that way 

  oh oh.. in the news.. the S Korean rocket crashed 

• Fatum

  10 Jun 10, 18:20

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  footballers are trained to roll and exgerate when they get tackled... When u see the ref says it's a free kick, they immediately get up... no problem~

  that's why I don't support brazil ! ....

  bloody bean eaters ....

• kopiosatu

  10 Jun 10, 18:25

  http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/restrepo/

  av, this movie looks good

• cassie

  10 Jun 10, 18:26

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  i think it'll be 25 Sep this year

  
  doing the usual pub outing this year?

• sbst275

  10 Jun 10, 18:37

  evening

• the Bear

  10 Jun 10, 18:55

  home...

  surprisingly sleepy now...

  i'll go shower it off

• LOTUSfairy

  11 Jun 10, 07:23

  Good Morning... Rise and Shine ...it's Friday!!

• the Bear

  11 Jun 10, 08:05

  it's finally friday!!

  looking forward to the 2nd best part of the working day, then the best part of working day 

• av98m

  11 Jun 10, 09:01

  too bad I've got 1 meeting, 1 briefing, and some frenzied packing/filing to do sia. it all starts in 20 minutes.

• the Bear

  11 Jun 10, 09:03

  i got a lot of filing to do.. but i CBF'ed to do it...

  monday when the mad boss isn't around, i'll do the filing

  in the meantime, i'm going to sleepwalk through today