Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 151st Edition
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Not every superhero can do the same job.....
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misread pinky's post..
Yah la
Woodlands also a lot of FT
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oh yah ... I got two temp staff recently .... both O level kids ....
today I went into the orpid and asked them how did they do .....
one got 3 points after deductions, the other got 5 .... and the one who got 5 points ...... cried when she got the results .... -__-"
scary eh, nowadays, everyone seems to be getting As like nobody's business .... >.<"
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It would be funny if it's not so close to the truth and so tragic:
SERIOUS FINANCIAL UPDATES
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. It’s called the stock market.2. What is the difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Rolls Royce.
3. The problem with investment bank’s balance sheet is that on the left side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
4. What worries most about the coming credit crunch is that if one of our cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds', would that refer to ours or the bank?
SERIOUS BUSINESS ACROYMNS
CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery.
VALUE INVESTING The art of buying low & selling lower.
P/E RATIO: The ratio of investors wetting their pants when the market keeps crashing.
BROKER: The person who made us broke except himself.
STANDARD & POOR: The standard is to be poor.
STOCK ANALYST: The Idiot who just downgraded our stock.
STOCK SPLIT: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER: The one who plans for others except for himself
MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you bought stocks.
CASH FLOW: The flow of money down the toilet.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Former investor specialist who is now in the mental institution.
PROFIT: An archaic word no longer in use. -
pinky, you know which UHT milk is best for milkshake?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
oh yah ... I got two temp staff recently .... both O level kids ....
today I went into the orpid and asked them how did they do .....
one got 3 points after deductions, the other got 5 .... and the one who got 5 points ...... cried when she got the results .... -__-"
scary eh, nowadays, everyone seems to be getting As like nobody's business .... >.<"
its an unhealthy obsession.my cousin got 11 and was disappointed.
I thought it was already not bad, but everyone else including my folks think its an "inferior" score.
Naturally, I asked, inferior to what? They said, inferior to 6 pts.
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and where's 275, i wanna make big complaint about 151 this time.
situation is getting from bad to worse.
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morning
Looks like Air Asia X is facing problems w/ long hual rts to Europe...
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Originally posted by the Bear:
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Scoot...
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irony.. is hilarious
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Yo, Johnny Walked
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I only liked the very first version of the Power Rangers (Jason, Zack, Trini, Billy, Kimberly, Tommy).
Even then, I gave up on it after I realized that virtually every episode had the same plot (bad guy sends a monster, Rangers fight the monster, monster grows big, Rangers call their Zords, Zords beat the monster).
Damn.... come to think of it, I can't believe I actually remembered the Rangers' names.
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MASK is still the one for me.
Though when I think about it, it's just a rip-off of both GI Joe and Transformers (hi-tech special ops team with transforming vehicles).
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Originally posted by fudgester:
MASK is still the one for me.
Though when I think about it, it's just a rip-off of both GI Joe and Transformers (hi-tech special ops team with transforming vehicles).
yeah.. around that time, lots of cartoons were ripping off each other..
what i liked about Mega XLR is that it spoofed every one of them.. especially G-Force.. that episode was hilarious!
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That said, the late 80s and early 90s was the golden age of cartoons.
In those days, cartoons actually had such things as 'character development' and 'plot'.
Now when I see things like Spongebob Squarepants or Phineas and Ferb..... man, kids these days sure are missing out on a lot of things.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
That said, the late 80s and early 90s was the golden age of cartoons.
In those days, cartoons actually had such things as 'character development' and 'plot'.
Now when I see things like Spongebob Squarepants or Phineas and Ferb..... man, kids these days sure are missing out on a lot of things.
and most of all, they had a storyline.. or some kind of storyline which engages the viewer...
then Ren & Stimpy happened... and to lower the bar even further, there was Cow & Chicken
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I like cow and chicken
But it's still southpark for me
Though the more recent episode standard are up and down >__> -
i only remembered big bird from sesame street
