Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 154th Edition
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3 weeks new...?
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
3 weeks new...?
In fairness he was an RC member for 10 years, but still, like that also can?
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
3 weeks new...?
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
In fairness he was an RC member for 10 years, but still, like that also can?
Some ppl are always "on the fast tracks", some as long as you are obedian enuff it seems -
of course they like him.. his profession is to tell people to "bend over and take it up the arse"
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Did I tell you guys about the time I ordered the evacuation of a semi-conscious heat casualty to a nearby airbase?
One of the resuscitation medics at the medical center shoved the rectal thermometer up the guy's rear without lubricating the probe properly first.
His GCS score went up from around 5 to a full 15 immediately.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Did I tell you guys about the time I ordered the evacuation of a semi-conscious heat casualty to a nearby airbase?
One of the resuscitation medics at the medical center shoved the rectal thermometer up the guy's rear without lubricating the probe properly first.
His GCS score went up from around 5 to a full 15 immediately.
i bet Koh would have loved that
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I saw a semi-conscious fat naked guy getting sodomised by a rectal probe until he woke up, screaming in shock.
After more than ten years.... I still can't shake that image outta my head.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
I saw a semi-conscious fat naked guy getting sodomised by a rectal probe until he woke up, screaming in shock.
After more than ten years.... I still can't shake that image outta my head.
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Girl in sex-for-grades-trial: 'I got deflowered by him!'
And apparently, the prof was OTT during his trial.... even his 'not guilty' plea was far more bombastic than what would usually be expected of the defendant.
Anyway, I really gotta ask: why isn't the girl charged and her degree suspended?
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Life is surreal.
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morning guys
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Girl in sex-for-grades-trial: 'I got deflowered by him!'
And apparently, the prof was OTT during his trial.... even his 'not guilty' plea was far more bombastic than what would usually be expected of the defendant.
Anyway, I really gotta ask: why isn't the girl charged and her degree suspended?
What's new with SPH? reporting all the sordid details.
Anyway, have a laugh, it's Friday: Invisible Driver Prank
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
What's new with SPH? reporting all the sordid details.
Anyway, have a laugh, it's Friday: Invisible Driver Prank
Yeah.... I've noticed that SPH is being transparent about all the wrong things.
For the Ng Boon Gay trial, my MO was expressing his astonishment at how incredibly graphic the details were in the news. He said that 'The only thing they left out was the positions in which they had sex!'
At which point one of the other medics pointed out: 'Uh..... sir? They actually stated which encounters were frontal and which ones were oral.'
Man, you should have seen the look on my MO's face.
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"A STRAITS Times poll of 50 Punggol East residents, after the Writ of Election was issued yesterday, suggests that the opposition may face an uphill battle in trying to secure control of the ward." - Straits Times 10 January 2013. ---------------- Parliamentary Elections Act (CHAPTER 218) Blackout period for election survey results 78C. —(1) No person shall publish or permit or cause to be published the results of any election survey during the period beginning with the day the writ of election is issued for an election and ending with the close of all polling stations on polling day at the election.
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wayang everyday~
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long time no see LF
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Good morning all.
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morning KB. trust the b-day weekend was a blast?
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Originally posted by cassie:
morning KB. trust the b-day weekend was a blast?
Not a blast but it went the way I liked it.
Next year I plan to beat Monday birthday blues by being somewhere else in the world.
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i always always take the day off on my b-day! so next week will be sun/sea/surf or city or winter-ish place?
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
“A STRAITS Times poll of 50 Punggol East residents, after the Writ of Election was issued yesterday, suggests that the opposition may face an uphill battle in trying to secure control of the ward.” – Straits Times 10 January 2013.
Parliamentary Elections Act (CHAPTER 21
Blackout period for election survey results 78C.
—(1) No person shall publish or permit or cause to be published the results of any election survey during the period beginning with the day the writ of election is issued for an election and ending with the close of all polling stations on polling day at the election.
Apparently the police is 'looking into' this contravention of the law.
Of course, if the ST editor gets led away in handcuffs, look to the sky for flying pigs.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Apparently the police is 'looking into' this contravention of the law.
Of course, if the ST editor gets led away in handcuffs, look to the sky for flying pigs.
The editor came up with the following bullshit:
Responding to this, Straits Times editor Warren Fernandez said the paper would co-operate with any police investigation into the report. He said: "Our reporters spoke with residents in Punggol East to get their comments and a sense of the ground for our election reports. This was not a full-scale survey, or scientific poll, by any means.
"The headline for our story overstated the significance of the information gathered by calling it a poll. We are sorry for this lapse."
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
The editor came up with the following bullshit:
Responding to this, Straits Times editor Warren Fernandez said the paper would co-operate with any police investigation into the report. He said: "Our reporters spoke with residents in Punggol East to get their comments and a sense of the ground for our election reports. This was not a full-scale survey, or scientific poll, by any means.
"The headline for our story overstated the significance of the information gathered by calling it a poll. We are sorry for this lapse."
Frankly speaking, that is on the same level as the lame excuses I hear on Dateline: To Catch a Predator.
If you interview 50 people and publish the results, it is called a poll. Simple as that.
But like I said, seeing that this is ST, we're just going to see them get a stern warning.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Frankly speaking, that is on the same level as the lame excuses I hear on Dateline: To Catch a Predator.
If you interview 50 people and publish the results, it is called a poll. Simple as that.
But like I said, seeing that this is ST, we're just going to see them get a stern warning.