I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU

• evodarren

  29 Oct 04, 09:03

  A middle age woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operation table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
  
  Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone to come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
  
  She got out of the hospital, after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?"
  
  God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
  
• the.raven

  29 Oct 04, 09:07

  not funny. thread closed.
• chihuahua

  29 Oct 04, 15:01

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  not funny. thread closed.

  someone thinks he's a big fu.ck here...can't even close threads when he tries to...lolz
• monkeybusiness

  29 Oct 04, 15:04

  only can make me smile a bit but not laugh..
  try again nxt time
• Wes Br0wn

  29 Oct 04, 15:22

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Kaczynski

  29 Oct 04, 18:52

  Ahaha...Consequences of extreme makeover..