TODAY I DID SOMETHING DISGUSTING BUT SATISFYING

• i am twat

  31 Oct 04, 22:30

  CUT LONG STORY SHORT TODAY I MET A AUCTION SELLER TO BUY 2ND HAND HP I GOT TO KNOW THAT THIS SELLER IS QUITE A PRETTY 20 PLUS LADY SO BEFORE MEETING HER I MASTURBATE AND STAIN THE EVERY MONEY NOTES WITH MY SPERM WHEN I MET HER CHAT AND CHECK THE PHONE QUITE PRETTY MAKE ME HORNY LUCKY I GOT PREPARE BEFOREHAND MY SPERM MONEY SO I FAKE GO OUT DRAW ATM IN CASE SHE SMELL SPERM THEN SUSPECT ME AFTER THAT I PASS ALL THE NOTES STAINED WITH MY SPERM TO HER TO CHECK THE MONEY AND I HAPPY CAUSE SHE HAD TOUCH MY SPERM THEN SHE PUT MY SPERM INTO HER WALLET HAHA VERY SATISFYING NOW SHE CARRYING MY SPERM AROUND WITH HER VERY GOOD
• beavan

  31 Oct 04, 22:33

  
  
  wth
• Donald Trump

  31 Oct 04, 22:34

  Originally posted by i am twat:

  CUT LONG STORY SHORT TODAY I MET A AUCTION SELLER TO BUY 2ND HAND HP I GOT TO KNOW THAT THIS SELLER IS QUITE A PRETTY 20 PLUS LADY SO BEFORE MEETING HER I MASTURBATE AND STAIN THE EVERY MONEY NOTES WITH MY SPERM WHEN I MET HER CHAT AND CHECK THE PHONE QUITE PRETTY MAKE ME HORNY LUCKY I GOT PREPARE BEFOREHAND MY SPERM MONEY SO I FAKE GO OUT DRAW ATM IN CASE SHE SMELL SPERM THEN SUSPECT ME AFTER THAT I PASS ALL THE NOTES STAINED WITH MY SPERM TO HER TO CHECK THE MONEY AND I HAPPY CAUSE SHE HAD TOUCH MY SPERM THEN SHE PUT MY SPERM INTO HER WALLET HAHA VERY SATISFYING NOW SHE CARRYING MY SPERM AROUND WITH HER VERY GOOD

  english please.
• Nelstar

  31 Oct 04, 22:35

  Why u never carry her eggs?
• LeftBallBigger

  31 Oct 04, 22:35

  EXCELLENT!!
• MATKOOL

  31 Oct 04, 22:40

  HAHAHAHA THIS DUDE RAWKS!
• usck

  31 Oct 04, 23:16

  i like ur style and fonts and grammers. makes my days
  
• Xcert

  31 Oct 04, 23:27

  Originally posted by i am twat:

  CUT LONG STORY SHORT TODAY I MET A AUCTION SELLER TO BUY 2ND HAND HP I GOT TO KNOW THAT THIS SELLER IS QUITE A PRETTY 20 PLUS LADY SO BEFORE MEETING HER I MASTURBATE AND STAIN THE EVERY MONEY NOTES WITH MY SPERM WHEN I MET HER CHAT AND CHECK THE PHONE QUITE PRETTY MAKE ME HORNY LUCKY I GOT PREPARE BEFOREHAND MY SPERM MONEY SO I FAKE GO OUT DRAW ATM IN CASE SHE SMELL SPERM THEN SUSPECT ME AFTER THAT I PASS ALL THE NOTES STAINED WITH MY SPERM TO HER TO CHECK THE MONEY AND I HAPPY CAUSE SHE HAD TOUCH MY SPERM THEN SHE PUT MY SPERM INTO HER WALLET HAHA VERY SATISFYING NOW SHE CARRYING MY SPERM AROUND WITH HER VERY GOOD

  *yawn*
• kops21

  31 Oct 04, 23:28

  Got the serial numbers to buy 4D or toto
• monkeybusiness

  31 Oct 04, 23:28

  
• oldbreadstinks

  31 Oct 04, 23:39

  
• SGpork

  31 Oct 04, 23:41

  Zzzz...
  
  disgusting fool..good that u know..
• XpengX

  31 Oct 04, 23:44

  OMFG
• ditzy

  31 Oct 04, 23:45

  I am £337, but I think you rµ£32!
• the.raven

  31 Oct 04, 23:50

  Originally posted by i am twat:

  CUT LONG STORY SHORT TODAY I MET A AUCTION SELLER TO BUY 2ND HAND HP I GOT TO KNOW THAT THIS SELLER IS QUITE A PRETTY 20 PLUS LADY SO BEFORE MEETING HER I MASTURBATE AND STAIN THE EVERY MONEY NOTES WITH MY SPERM WHEN I MET HER CHAT AND CHECK THE PHONE QUITE PRETTY MAKE ME HORNY LUCKY I GOT PREPARE BEFOREHAND MY SPERM MONEY SO I FAKE GO OUT DRAW ATM IN CASE SHE SMELL SPERM THEN SUSPECT ME AFTER THAT I PASS ALL THE NOTES STAINED WITH MY SPERM TO HER TO CHECK THE MONEY AND I HAPPY CAUSE SHE HAD TOUCH MY SPERM THEN SHE PUT MY SPERM INTO HER WALLET HAHA VERY SATISFYING NOW SHE CARRYING MY SPERM AROUND WITH HER VERY GOOD

  you FUcking Idiot!! after that she went to food court and passed those money to the old aunty selling chicken rice!! now the old aunty is carrying your sperm around!
• MeoW_MeoW

  1 Nov 04, 01:50

  i better be careful at auction... must wear gloves to handle money from perverts like you
• woohoo154

  1 Nov 04, 03:10

  the smelly part damn funny...
• Big_Tycoon

  1 Nov 04, 04:02

  that girl told me that her bf also shoot his sperm onto the hp that she sold u.Be careful ok?U talk talk with the hp,then not careful ur face can rot 1
• arse-fan

  1 Nov 04, 15:41

  What the hell are you trying to say???
• KumSioJui

  1 Nov 04, 15:49

  Originally posted by i am twat:

  CUT LONG STORY SHORT TODAY I MET A AUCTION SELLER TO BUY 2ND HAND HP I GOT TO KNOW THAT THIS SELLER IS QUITE A PRETTY 20 PLUS LADY SO BEFORE MEETING HER I MASTURBATE AND STAIN THE EVERY MONEY NOTES WITH MY SPERM WHEN I MET HER CHAT AND CHECK THE PHONE QUITE PRETTY MAKE ME HORNY LUCKY I GOT PREPARE BEFOREHAND MY SPERM MONEY SO I FAKE GO OUT DRAW ATM IN CASE SHE SMELL SPERM THEN SUSPECT ME AFTER THAT I PASS ALL THE NOTES STAINED WITH MY SPERM TO HER TO CHECK THE MONEY AND I HAPPY CAUSE SHE HAD TOUCH MY SPERM THEN SHE PUT MY SPERM INTO HER WALLET HAHA VERY SATISFYING NOW SHE CARRYING MY SPERM AROUND WITH HER VERY GOOD

  I tot u abt to say you drank yur own sperm while you were wanking in the bathroom today and felt very satisfied which is very disgusting
• RSP

  1 Nov 04, 15:51

  Full marks for the creativity and entertainment value!
• burntan

  1 Nov 04, 16:41

  Next time drop some on the back of a stamp and ask the poor girl to stick it to the envelope for you, then she will lick your sperm and swallow it.
  
  Drop few in a bottle of lady shampoo and then auction it, then the poor girl will carry your sperm in her hair, too (just make sure they will not share it with their Ah Ma one)
  
  Shoot some in the tissue paper then rub on the lady's car door open handle, then the poor girl will touch your sperm in wet when she open her car door.
  
  There are a lot of creative ways to spread your sperm around.... if you enjoy it.
• SGpork

  1 Nov 04, 16:42

  Originally posted by RSP:

  Full marks for the creativity and entertainment value!

  X2
• Donald Trump

  1 Nov 04, 16:46

  i would'nt do such a dangerous thing. it's super risky. what if a rich woman gets hold of your notes and decides to use it to wipe her crotch area and it just happens to fertilise her eggs and get her pregnant. after the baby is born, you can be tracked using DNA. so beware.
  
  actually getting pregnent isnt really needed, the police might just do a spot check and you will be sent to prison for.. disgusting act? or indecent exposure since you exposed your sperms.
• l0st-s0ul

  1 Nov 04, 16:59

  pple posting in bar n chitchat toally different species.