The Solid Snake.
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A brand new species has been discoved in the Central Park Zoo New York City. it closely resembles snakes so their ancestors might be snakes. they possess a very unique way of defending themselves similar to marine creatures, the octopus to be more specific. as we all know, octopuses shoot out jets of black substance to hide away from their enemies. but the solid snake shoots out white substance from a hole in its head at dangerously high speed about 166 miles per hour when provoked. these white substances can be good or bad. it has a magical property that can create new lives, maybe these solid snakes are blessed from the heaven to save the earth, who knows? this white substance is also very gooey and is very adhesive. breeders have bred this species specifically for it's so called ceman. Ceman is a name given to the multi-purpose white substance. it can be used as glue during emergency and also hair gel. these magnificent creatures also have two sperical balls underneath it's rod like body with almost no neck. unlike humans, they grow hair at the balls and no on its head since it would then obstruct the shooting of the Ceman. they travel around by bouncing since they have no legs. if you are curious about how they reproduce, solid snakes are single sex organisms which only consists of the male gender. its reproduction method is somewhat similar to other single sex organisms.
More research has been made to further find out how the solid snake's neck will harden and grow twice its length and contract back under certain conditions which were still unknown.
Are they whales? Are they snakes? Are they octopuses? it is hard to conclude who their real ancestors are, really. please make a comment whether you think it's the snake, whale or the octopus.
This information is brought to you by Donald J Trump. Executive project manager and assistant lab scientist of the central park zoo at new york city.
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real fact or ur own imagination?
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what do you think?Originally posted by monkeybusiness:real fact or ur own imagination?
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upon seeing the winking smiley, i hereby declare tat it is based on ur own imaginationOriginally posted by Donald Trump:what do you think? 
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i'm being serious here. why don't you go to the central park zoo yourself to have a closer look at the solidsnakes? make sure they do not spit on you.Originally posted by monkeybusiness:upon seeing the winking smiley, i hereby declare tat it is based on ur own imagination -
Anyone likes that as a pet? i figured that would make a great pet.
it's like a guard dog that guards your home against enemies and it also has magical powers to bring up life. -
If you are kind enough and happens to be a good artist, please draw a picture of what you think it looks like for the viewing pleasure of the rest of us. i'm a bad drawer myself so i can't seem to get it right.
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the only solid snake I know is from MGS(Metal gear solid).
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Originally posted by peni's:Graphical representation of the snake in finger form.
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it's the central park zooOriginally posted by laurence82:penis
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Originally posted by Donald Trump:
Two gorillas perhaps...
it's the central park [b]zoo [/b]
Whatever it is, you are clearly referring to the male anatomy...
Hmm, looking at the top view picture of Central Park, didnt realise it would be so big to contain a zoo...