How do you hide a boner?

• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 13:52

  sometimes when you see beautiful women you get instant hard-ons. i experience this quite often during my reality show 'the apprentice' since one of the candidates is a sex goddess. she seems to have noticed it and i saw her blushing. i felt embarrassed of course, when i can't seem to hide it despite several attempts. especially guys with size, how do you hide your boners?
• amuletgurl

  6 Nov 04, 13:53

  cant u cover up wif files n papers on ur lap???
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 13:56

  Originally posted by amuletgurl:

  cant u cover up wif files n papers on ur lap???

  i always do that when i saw seated or travelling in my car but it's quite weird if i hold a file over my croth area when i'm standing. i tried to bend my knees a little so my pants will move away from my body slightly but it does not hide my boner very much. i love seeing her blush and flirting with me occasionally, she's so cute.
• dibilo

  6 Nov 04, 14:41

  just employ her as ur personal secretary....
• le cruz

  6 Nov 04, 14:51

  you sit upright, cross your legs and lean forward. this hides the tent in your pants
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 15:11

  Originally posted by dibilo:

  just employ her as ur personal secretary....

  she would be the perfect secretary. once i touched her boobs accidently when we were taking group shots for the apprentice. it felt like.. marshmellows. they were soft..
• cold-turkey

  6 Nov 04, 15:20

  Wear looser pants lah.
  If not, go toilet and re-adjust it.
• killtuna

  6 Nov 04, 17:35

  hide for wat?
  you should show off proudly
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 17:45

  Originally posted by killtuna:

  hide for wat?
  you should show off proudly

  would you show off your boner to a very attractive woman? i would be very embarrassed if she saw it. but most of the time when i see jen, it's almost an auto-boner. i hope she flirts with me more often.
• WoShiNoobie

  6 Nov 04, 19:41

  You chop it off... so it can never be seen... again.
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 19:43

  Originally posted by WoShiNoobie:

  You chop it off... so it can never be seen... again.

  that's like so lame. how will you feel if someone asked you to chop yours off instead?
• FireIce

  6 Nov 04, 19:45

  use masking tape to tape it down
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 19:52

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  use masking tape to tape it down

  i would.. but i'm not very sure that it can withstand my powerful erectile muscles, it may give way and my weiner will bounce up and a bulge will suddenly appear in my crotch area. it's getting out of control, whenever i see jen, my weiner stands up and greets her before i even try to talk.. that's worrying me.
• jaimeyeo

  9 Nov 04, 13:42

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  i would.. but i'm not very sure that it can withstand my powerful erectile muscles, it may give way and my weiner will bounce up and a bulge will suddenly appear in my crotch area. it's getting out of control, whenever i see jen, my weiner stands up and greets her before i even try to talk.. that's worrying me.

  u really so good? hmm...
• Mr Brown

  9 Nov 04, 15:31

  how to hide boners?? hahahahah - you guys crack me up!!
  
  I think Chinese guys dont have to worry about this
• Donald Trump

  9 Nov 04, 15:32

  Originally posted by Mr Brown:

  how to hide boners?? hahahahah - you guys crack me up!!
  
  I think Chinese guys dont have to worry about this

  i shall not comment.
• Burgerking

  10 Nov 04, 06:08

  Donald Trump isn't young anymore.Let it stand while you still can.A few more years and you be buying pills to have it stand.