Do they have porn in heaven?

• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 15:24

  heaven is the place where all our spirits rest in peace and there is freedom. but will there be porn?
• zodi

  6 Nov 04, 15:26

  let us know if u ever reach there yah?
• ozon

  6 Nov 04, 15:28

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  heaven is the place where all our spirits rest in peace and there is freedom. but will there be porn?

  ALL will be NAKED!
• Nelstar

  6 Nov 04, 15:31

  So you decide to visit Hell there's no porn in Heaven?
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 15:37

  Originally posted by ozon:

  ALL will be NAKED!

  it will definately be pleasing to see busty blondes naked and walking around, flirting with you in heaven! maybe even free blowjobs and nude girls dancing in front of you everyday? that's HEAVEN to me.
  
  but it's true that being in the nude means freedom. being without clothes is so carefree and pleasing to some. have you ever been to a nude beach or a nude party?
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 15:43

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  So you decide to visit Hell there's no porn in Heaven?

  i won't be surprised if i'm sent to hell either. i've been very naughty boy since young. i tried to peep at my female classmates and some of my younger teachers but i still studied very hard so i maintained my good grades. when i was young, i had several 'girl' friends and i'm often confused which to choose as my life-time partner. but my girls have always been very faithful to me, always fulfilling my sexual desires.
  
  however, i've also done many good deeds which are highly recognised by the society. i donated a huge sum of money to charity occasionally and gave free talks to young people on career.
  
  i really want to go to heaven. it will be a more suitable place for me.
• Suicine

  6 Nov 04, 15:45

  I think ppl lose their wangs and balls in heaven
• ozon

  6 Nov 04, 15:45

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  have you ever been to a nude beach or a nude party?

  no,u tried?
  
• ozon

  6 Nov 04, 15:51

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  i really want to go to heaven. it will be a more suitable place for me.

  be a christian,confess yr sin and u r guaranteed a place in heaven ( my christian friend say so...)
• Donald Trump

  6 Nov 04, 15:55

  Originally posted by ozon:

  no,u tried?
  

  there are some pretty decent nude beaches in the usa. rules are rather strict though, they won't allow a towel wrapped around your waist. it's a place where people toss aside their worries and enjoy the peaceful environment of the beach. if you are wondering, very few people actually chose to have sex there. most of them are either sunbathing or walking around.
  
  as for nude parties, i've never to one before but i heard they are all the rage now. young people often go to these parties, usually bithday parties where the birthday guy or girl is in his or her birthday suit and the others follow. i doubt it happens in singapore.