Bring Her To Me! Now! Urgently!
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The long haired alien guy with bad teeth who rules the mountain emailed me earlier
The Mountain needs a human Virgin sacrifice within 24 hours
Otherwise there will be no more ZaoGengs and leak-free condoms forever.......
My harem of virgins exhausted due to increased deflowering activity...
Hurry Hurry........ -
U can't even endure for 1 more week meh??? Chena mei mei veri quai and accommodating leh...Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:The long haired alien guy with bad teeth who rules the mountain emailed me earlier
The Mountain needs a human Virgin sacrifice within 24 hours
Otherwise there will be no more ZaoGengs and leak-free condoms forever.......
My harem of virgins exhausted...
Hurry Hurry........
Remember to take photo and post it here...
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LBB!! hui gui zheng tu....come back come back!
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Cannot Tahan Liao, I tried my bestest to find,Originally posted by kops21:U can't even endure for 1 more week meh??? Chena mei mei veri quai and accommodating leh...
Remember to take photo and post it here...
but no virgins in the whole province worthy of sacrifice, not even worthy enuf for dinner date... -
no! no! I don't want your back...please spare me....Originally posted by Danisdead101times:LBB!! hui gui zheng tu....come back come back!
All I want is a pleasent looking Ger with Shaved Armpits...but no...no siree...Left has to suffer the hairy armpits ....... -
*pengz*Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:no! no! I don't want your back...please spare me....
All I want is a pleasent looking Ger with Shaved Armpits...but no...no siree...Left has to suffer the hairy armpits ....... -
lol @ hairy armpits
death to all the liberated women on earth
hahaha
oh wait.. that includes me lol
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Nove..O Liberated One that goes to 7-11 braless are you worthy of sacrifice?Originally posted by nove:lol @ hairy armpits
death to all the liberated women on earth
hahaha
oh wait.. that includes me lol
More importantly...can u take leave to be thrown down the mouth of the volcano?..it'll probaly take a couple of days...maximum -
*gasp* hell no! lol i thought you are steering away from the hairy women who are not even worthy of a dinner dateOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:Nove..O Liberated One that goes to 7-11 braless are you worthy of sacrifice?
More importantly...can u take leave to be thrown down the mouth of the volcano?..it'll probaly take a couple of days...maximum
ahhaha
paiseh paiseh
the sacred maiden got exam lol
on leave until next year -
No fear sweet lass, Left has the trusty armpit Hair Lawnmower ready and plugged in, but we understand your thirst for knowledge and school boys and will grant you stay of sacrifice until you finish your Double Doctorate in Putt-tor-logy..Originally posted by nove:*gasp* hell no! lol i thought you are steering away from the hairy women who are not even worthy of a dinner date
ahhaha
paiseh paiseh
the sacred maiden got exam lol
on leave until next year -
oooo a double doctorate sounds good
but may i recommend the cheena mei mei pointed out earlier
ahhaha yes more guai and accomodating
didnt you hear the common saying that educated women are a bunch of liberated mad amazonians - bushy and braless
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Cheena Mei Mei may be able to satisfy my transient lust for bodily comforts but not my need for educated conversation at breakfast and dinner once every 2 months.Originally posted by nove:oooo a double doctorate sounds good
but may i recommend the cheena mei mei pointed out earlier
ahhaha yes more guai and accomodating
didnt you hear the common saying that educated women are a bunch of liberated mad amazonians - bushy and braless
*shudder*
Yes, I have encountered Draconian Liberated UOB Ladies Card carrying Amazonians as yrself and count myself lucky to have survivied the hairy ordeal.
But for lack of a sacrifice I have no choice but to overlook my prefrence for a Kelly Brock lookalike.. -
im hardly rich enough to carry any cards *sniff* much less THE UOB ladies card
sigh
but meanwhile here's some kelly brock to while away your time
(btw, YOU ONLY NEED CONVERSATION TWICE A MONTH?!)
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Ahhh!... Thank you for the pic, a likeness of which I will tatoo onto my left b.cheek first thing in the morning. It will also be my wallpaper for life..Originally posted by nove:im hardly rich enough to carry any cards *sniff* much less THE UOB ladies card
sigh
but meanwhile here's some kelly brock to while away your time
(btw, YOU ONLY NEED CONVERSATION TWICE A MONTH?!)
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Yes, conversation twice a month is all I can handle, the other 28-29 days are reserved for hangover throbbing in my temples...My temples of Doommm -
Will no one sacrifice herself to save humanity from Leaking Condoms and the lack of ZaoGengs?
Review the threads oh likely candidate and u will see that without the Zaogengs about 100000 guys will die a horrible death while looking at their own photos on their 500000 pixel handphones... It's unthinkable ...