my friend cut off her husband pen|s...

• wetlips

  13 Nov 04, 21:17

  i have a friend and her name is Lorenis Pencutter... she lives in the states and one day, she got really mad at her husband because he kept looking at other women's brea5ts while window shopping at Walmart, she was so pissed that she brutally cut off her husband's pen|s, she jumped into her car and sped away... she was driving a BMW X5 by the way... on her way down the highway, holding her husbands pen|s in her hand, she decided to throw it out the window... so she opened her window and tossed the pen|s as far as she could and sped away again... meanwhile two potheads who were driving down the same highway happened to cross right by Lorenis just as she tossed it out the window and the pen|s hit their windshield smack dab in the middle....stunned but still quiet the two locals drove on.... about three miles down the road one pothead turned to the other and said, "dude, did you see the size of the pen|s on the mosquito?"
  
  
• HENG@

  13 Nov 04, 22:05

  .....
  at least dun use lorena bobbit's name mah. have more originality...
• Lim Li Hao Matthew

  13 Nov 04, 22:07

  KOOL
• amuletgurl

  13 Nov 04, 22:09

  y cut....... can give me ma
• HENG@

  13 Nov 04, 22:14

  Originally posted by amuletgurl:

  y cut....... can give me ma

  
• monkeybusiness

  13 Nov 04, 22:16

  
• Lim Li Hao Matthew

  13 Nov 04, 22:24

  
• Danisdead101times

  13 Nov 04, 22:27

  Originally posted by wetlips:

  i have a friend and her name is Lorenis Pencutter... she lives in the states and one day, she got really mad at her husband because he kept looking at other women's brea5ts while window shopping at Walmart, she was so pissed that she brutally cut off her husband's pen|s, she jumped into her car and sped away... she was driving a BMW X5 by the way... on her way down the highway, holding her husbands pen|s in her hand, she decided to throw it out the window... so she opened her window and tossed the pen|s as far as she could and sped away again... meanwhile two potheads who were driving down the same highway happened to cross right by Lorenis just as she tossed it out the window and the pen|s hit their windshield smack dab in the middle....stunned but still quiet the two locals drove on.... about three miles down the road one pothead turned to the other and said, "dude, did you see the size of the pen|s on the mosquito?"