How to use a vagina
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So Bucky, you've found a vagina but you don't know how to use it. Unfortunately, vaginas do not come with instructions, proper lighting or air fresheners. Well, you came to the right place. Your Uncle Melon has invested years in exhaustive field work and is willing to spread this knowledge to all.
The most important thing to remember is that the vagina was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good. -
Do you find all this talk about vaginas too complicated? God knew you would so he created something that avoids all of this nonsense. The hand.
The most important thing to remember is that the hand was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good -
how to use it for farking?Originally posted by waffleinhotdog:wtf...so mani farking yrs u lived...u dunno how to use a vagina? it is used for farking...tts all...idiot -
can't even type proper English still want to insult other peopleOriginally posted by waffleinhotdog:wtf...so mani farking yrs u lived...u dunno how to use a vagina? it is used for farking...tts all...idiot
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eah you can't degrade girls to just sex machines..
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Cant be helped.. since the first day when he was born the 1st woman he meant was lidat..Originally posted by beavan:eah you can't degrade girls to just sex machines.. -
anymore ways?
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Use it to eat
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Been to Thailand, the live sex show there got perform vagina stunt whereby gal use their puss y to open coke bottle cap, smoke, squirt, put strings of razor blade inside n manage to pull out without bleeding etc. Those puss y damn powerful, if screw her i think ur cock will surely be tortured.
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go in see see can ?
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"tiger" show?Originally posted by Ogbunwezeh:Been to Thailand, the live sex show there got perform vagina stunt whereby gal use their puss y to open coke bottle cap, smoke, squirt, put strings of razor blade inside n manage to pull out without bleeding etc. Those puss y damn powerful, if screw her i think ur cock will surely be tortured.
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tt's sure one fierce kitty kitty.. she really bites..Originally posted by Ogbunwezeh:Been to Thailand, the live sex show there got perform vagina stunt whereby gal use their puss y to open coke bottle cap, smoke, squirt, put strings of razor blade inside n manage to pull out without bleeding etc. Those puss y damn powerful, if screw her i think ur cock will surely be tortured. -
got teeth?Originally posted by Gackt247:tt's sure one fierce kitty kitty.. she really bites.. -
Erm, whats the technical hotline?
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for enquiries on the usage and maintainance of this product pls callOriginally posted by torx:Erm, whats the technical hotline?
1900-Fuck-you(13 lines) during 0100 hours to 0101 hours -
we are not sex machines, but we do need to be loved in bed....Originally posted by beavan:eah you can't degrade girls to just sex machines.. -
how come got one fake rolex there?
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thanks clown. i have a vagina and did not know how to use it until your posting.
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And go gagaOriginally posted by jaimeyeo:we are not sex machines, but we do need to be loved in bed....
ut can do naughty things on her -
with pleasure. btw how much you pay for the vagina?Originally posted by Countryboy:thanks clown. i have a vagina and did not know how to use it until your posting. -
Originally posted by Tragic Clown:
OMY God this girl only has one leg!!!!!!!!! -
Originally posted by EvilDead: OMY God this girl only has one leg!!!!!!!!!
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cant u see its a cross-section?! Lmao
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Only idiots like him wanna rape disabled women
