How do you sharpen your DICK?

• The Hobbit

  6 Dec 04, 22:19

  any advise?
• Gackt247

  6 Dec 04, 23:00

  stuff ur tiny hobbit dick into a sharpener n sharpen..
• The Hobbit

  7 Dec 04, 22:08

  Originally posted by Gackt247:

  stuff ur tiny hobbit dick into a sharpener n sharpen..

  you think i'm a LONG pencil that needs to be sharpen??
• FireIce

  7 Dec 04, 22:11

  
  
  urs shd be able to fit in
• jay_rocks

  7 Dec 04, 22:12

  use pen knife or knife to slice..then make it sharp sharp
• The Hobbit

  7 Dec 04, 22:14

  Originally posted by jay_rocks:

  use pen knife or knife to slice..then make it sharp sharp

  lol
• Kuali Baba

  7 Dec 04, 22:15

  Fit your member inside an ice-cream cone all day. every day...remember not to sleep on your belly.
• larry_longwei

  7 Dec 04, 22:29

  with a metalwork grindstone..?
• pie

  7 Dec 04, 22:31

  ask a blacksmith to pound it into a blade
• Lim Li Hao Matthew

  7 Dec 04, 22:32

  trim with your pen knife. penis got bone?
• playboy_1985

  7 Dec 04, 22:34

  trim wif a pen knife as if u are sharpening an arrow.. get the idea??
• jay_rocks

  7 Dec 04, 23:35

  or another suggestion...use sand paper,saw,all those sharp sharp thing...sharpen ur dick..sure can one...dun believe try it out urself...
  warning:anithing happen not my fault...and remember to prepare cotton wool
• foxwalk

  7 Dec 04, 23:59

  Originally posted by The Hobbit:

  any advise?

  you need to write with your dick huh?
• ak0

  8 Dec 04, 00:05

  Originally posted by The Hobbit:

  any advise?

  u fuking idiot..i hate all ur thread.
• Gackt247

  8 Dec 04, 00:35

  
• Enilec

  8 Dec 04, 02:12

  i tink there's sth called circumcise or sth lidat.... its like wat e malays do... "cut" e skin of e dickie.. heard it improves e sensation... heard frm somewhere tt its normal for ppl to circumcise, "trim" e skin when its long/thick juz like ppl cut their hair when it grows longer...
  
  anyone done tt b4? where? how much?
• IntegraType-R

  8 Dec 04, 03:03

  if u can...get a automatic pencil sharperner....quick and easy
  
• moccaz

  8 Dec 04, 13:40

  Originally posted by IntegraType-R:

  if u can...get a automatic pencil sharperner....quick and easy
  

  no lah very easy answer wan lah ....... just lick lick lick... and then it will get sharpen and harden heheh...
• The Hobbit

  8 Dec 04, 20:07

  Originally posted by moccaz:

  no lah very easy answer wan lah ....... just lick lick lick... and then it will get sharpen and harden heheh...

  lol
• HENG@

  9 Dec 04, 03:57

  simple la. cut it off, put it in a lathe machine, and then slowly machine it till its sharp!
• Danisdead101times

  9 Dec 04, 03:59

  thatz simple...use sharpener...
• the.raven

  9 Dec 04, 06:19

  Originally posted by The Hobbit:

  any advise?

  use pencil sharpener
• cutepixie

  9 Dec 04, 06:23

  why? are you intending to use it as a fork or toothpick?
• heng_82

  9 Dec 04, 08:08

  1. make it erected
  2. clamp it with a G-clamp on the table
  3. use a file to file it slowly angle by angle then ur dick will be sharpen
  wah lau! use ur brain lah! dick where can be sharpened?!
  
• shandower

  9 Dec 04, 08:31

  Originally posted by heng_82:

  1. make it erected
  2. clamp it with a G-clamp on the table
  3. use a file to file it slowly angle by angle then ur dick will be sharpen
  wah lau! use ur brain lah! dick where can be sharpened?!
  

  The Hobbit doesn't have a brain.