All I want for Christmas is...

• Donald Trump

  12 Dec 04, 18:22

  An eleven-inch penis. Only two inches to go and I can't seem to get any nearer. I hope santa will grant my wish and I want to see an elven-inch boner when I wake up on christmas day.
• Donald Trump

  12 Dec 04, 18:26

  Almost every dildo I see are 12 or 15 inches. My nine-inch dick is pathetic compared to those massive dildos. I wish it could keep growing bigger and bigger every year.
• [S]parco

  12 Dec 04, 18:32

  y not u surgically exchange tt dildo thingy wif ur prick?
• Donald Trump

  12 Dec 04, 18:46

  Originally posted by [S]parco:

  y not u surgically exchange tt dildo thingy wif ur prick?

  Won't you give it a little thought with you brain up there? Don't you think a dildo on your crotch will be ultra flimsy and a slight knock will send it falling off and landing on the floor or rather emerge from one of the holes in your jeans? That would be so embarrasing.
• SGpork

  12 Dec 04, 18:47

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• cutepixie

  12 Dec 04, 18:47

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  Won't you give it a little thought with you brain up there? Don't you think a dildo on your crotch will be ultra flimsy and a slight knock will send it falling off and landing on the floor or rather emerge from one of the holes in your jeans? That would be so embarrasing.

  hahahahahhahahahaha
• jay_rocks

  12 Dec 04, 20:06

  donald duck...u are so stupid...how can u be so succesful? becareful u become broke again...then u dunnid to wish for larger dick