So I went into the bathroom just now...
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It seemed like any other bathroom visit. I sat down on the toilet and began the routine of pushing my rectum muscles to force out a fecal log. But little did I know, this would not be "just any" fecal log extraction.
All was going well. The log reared its ugly head, beginning the slow descent toward the crystal clear waters below. But as it inched downward, I began to feel a new sensation. An unpleasant one.
The log was slowly growing in circumference! It quickly grew to nearly 2 inches in diameter. I strained in agony as the fecal log was being forced through a hole not nearly the appropriate size for a safe extraction. The pain could be compared to that of a corn dog wrapped in sandpaper emerging from my anus.
I quickly fatigued, and had to quit straining for a small amount of time. Unlike a normal feces extraction, the log did not pinch off when I pulled back. It remained firm - still hanging from my quivering body but touching the surface of the water.
I couldn't stop now. I had to finish the extraction process. The worst was yet to come.
I bit my lip, took a deep breath, and summoned an adrenaline-driven force of strength, resisting the urge to cry in pain as the massive cylindrical log of feces came further out of my body. I reached a point of complete and utter agony. It kept increasing in circumference. My anal cavity couldn't take much more.
Finally, with no warning, the log quickly decreased in circumference until it slithered out of my anus like a snake emerging from it's den to attack an unsuspecting animal in the dead of the night.
I sighed in absolute bliss as I reflected upon the quest I had just embarked upon. I had finally thwarted the fecal serpent, and I felt so free and clear inside.
I was pleased to see that I had literally cleaned out my entire colon - I wiped only to see a clean piece of toilet paper afterwards. I smiled to myself As I flushed the foot-long behemoth into the eternal sewers where it would soon call "home". The quest was over.
Now, 7 minutes later, I literally feel like I have been sodomized. Imagine how the Goatse man feels; that is how I feel. But at least I am free of this beast within. -
Try to suck it back and you won't suffer as much.
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cut it off!
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constructive suggestions indeed
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Try not to use the copy and paste function too often.
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What makes you think I did not write this myself?Originally posted by ditzy:Try not to use the copy and paste function too often.
I wrote literally thousands of articles, okay. -
okay.
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the fact that you are retarded. as you suggested.Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON: -
and haf anal sex wif GaM_bOy
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your story like Taiwan drama...so long winded....wasting time.......at first i thought u wanna say a dick emerged from your anus hole....Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:It seemed like any other bathroom visit. I sat down on the toilet and began the routine of pushing my rectum muscles to force out a fecal log. But little did I know, this would not be "just any" fecal log extraction.
All was going well. The log reared its ugly head, beginning the slow descent toward the crystal clear waters below. But as it inched downward, I began to feel a new sensation. An unpleasant one.
The log was slowly growing in circumference! It quickly grew to nearly 2 inches in diameter. I strained in agony as the fecal log was being forced through a hole not nearly the appropriate size for a safe extraction. The pain could be compared to that of a corn dog wrapped in sandpaper emerging from my anus.
I quickly fatigued, and had to quit straining for a small amount of time. Unlike a normal feces extraction, the log did not pinch off when I pulled back. It remained firm - still hanging from my quivering body but touching the surface of the water.
I couldn't stop now. I had to finish the extraction process. The worst was yet to come.
I bit my lip, took a deep breath, and summoned an adrenaline-driven force of strength, resisting the urge to cry in pain as the massive cylindrical log of feces came further out of my body. I reached a point of complete and utter agony. It kept increasing in circumference. My anal cavity couldn't take much more.
Finally, with no warning, the log quickly decreased in circumference until it slithered out of my anus like a snake emerging from it's den to attack an unsuspecting animal in the dead of the night.
I sighed in absolute bliss as I reflected upon the quest I had just embarked upon. I had finally thwarted the fecal serpent, and I felt so free and clear inside.
I was pleased to see that I had literally cleaned out my entire colon - I wiped only to see a clean piece of toilet paper afterwards. I smiled to myself As I flushed the foot-long behemoth into the eternal sewers where it would soon call "home". The quest was over.
Now, 7 minutes later, I literally feel like I have been sodomized. Imagine how the Goatse man feels; that is how I feel. But at least I am free of this beast within.
*(^&%^&$%$&%@#!@%#.....your story could have been better summarised with a few words, "today i stomach pain...went toilet pang sai...song song" <- this is what i call...sgforum context!!! -
U can be the SAI ONG -
omg, you written such a long and nice article just for a piece of sh!t
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This writing style is too cliche...I recommend you pick descriptive writing in your O lvl eng. Usually qusestion 4.
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quite normal for O lvl student. Those who like descriptive writing are perverts who can turn a simple situation into a 1000 word essay.Originally posted by kohanson:omg, you written such a long and nice article just for a piece of sh!t -
sh!t sh!t lar talk so much sh!t y u never keep that big peice of sh!t and sleep with it ?
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wow, you sure are a sh!t head that know how to write sh!t... 3 cheers for you
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thumbs upOriginally posted by 2004Lancer:your story like Taiwan drama...so long winded....wasting time.......at first i thought u wanna say a dick emerged from your anus hole....
*(^&%^&$%$&%@#!@%#.....your story could have been better summarised with a few words, "today i stomach pain...went toilet pang sai...song song" <- this is what i call...sgforum context!!!
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This bus 3rd Retarded_moron... now i know y he gave his nick Retarded_Moron.... Because his nick suits him PERFECTLY..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:It seemed like any other bathroom visit. I sat down on the toilet and began the routine of pushing my rectum muscles to force out a fecal log. But little did I know, this would not be "just any" fecal log extraction.
All was going well. The log reared its ugly head, beginning the slow descent toward the crystal clear waters below. But as it inched downward, I began to feel a new sensation. An unpleasant one.
The log was slowly growing in circumference! It quickly grew to nearly 2 inches in diameter. I strained in agony as the fecal log was being forced through a hole not nearly the appropriate size for a safe extraction. The pain could be compared to that of a corn dog wrapped in sandpaper emerging from my anus.
I quickly fatigued, and had to quit straining for a small amount of time. Unlike a normal feces extraction, the log did not pinch off when I pulled back. It remained firm - still hanging from my quivering body but touching the surface of the water.
I couldn't stop now. I had to finish the extraction process. The worst was yet to come.
I bit my lip, took a deep breath, and summoned an adrenaline-driven force of strength, resisting the urge to cry in pain as the massive cylindrical log of feces came further out of my body. I reached a point of complete and utter agony. It kept increasing in circumference. My anal cavity couldn't take much more.
Finally, with no warning, the log quickly decreased in circumference until it slithered out of my anus like a snake emerging from it's den to attack an unsuspecting animal in the dead of the night.
I sighed in absolute bliss as I reflected upon the quest I had just embarked upon. I had finally thwarted the fecal serpent, and I felt so free and clear inside.
I was pleased to see that I had literally cleaned out my entire colon - I wiped only to see a clean piece of toilet paper afterwards. I smiled to myself As I flushed the foot-long behemoth into the eternal sewers where it would soon call "home". The quest was over.
Now, 7 minutes later, I literally feel like I have been sodomized. Imagine how the Goatse man feels; that is how I feel. But at least I am free of this beast within. -
OMG! U really have a way to discribe ur SHIT ordeal
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and u have successfully displayed your immaturity and shallowness. congrats.Originally posted by boi86:This bus 3rd Retarded_moron... now i know y he gave his nick Retarded_Moron.... Because his nick suits him PERFECTLY..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Pathetic.
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another negelected child seeking attention. i think you better stop starting this kind of senseless topic before the Mod gets to you. If i'm not wrong.. spamming is not welcomed in SGforums.