A little about RETARDED_MORON...

• TakumiFujiwara

  19 Dec 04, 12:10

  
  Not bad looking, quite handsome, looks like 715, suitable for hard boy and GaM_bOy(Just kidding, he got GF(yucks) liao)
  
  Name: Tan Jye Yee Alvin(Claims himself as a bad ass)
  DOB: 20/12/1988
  Location: Malaysian residing in Singapore(Can see from the Malaysia car in his video)
  School: Xinmin Secondary School(Nv heard of it, maybe in Malaysia)
  Race: Chinese
  Interests: Like to show off his matial arts tricks, bullsheting he nv fell
  
  This all can be found in the link in his signature! Check it out!
  
  To RETARDED_MORON, wheres my commission?
• BonJovi

  19 Dec 04, 12:17

  he smells like a scholar to mi
• ditzy

  19 Dec 04, 13:07

  Xinmin secondary school is in sengkang for chrissakes. Just behind the huge land area taken up by IMH. No, really.
• torx

  19 Dec 04, 14:23

  he looks like a goody good boy.
  
  More biography about his life:
  
  27 Nov 2004, a tragic event scarred his life: "My(his) girlfriend caught me seeing porn, how do I convince her"
  
  

  that it is alright/acceptable to do so? we're 15 btw
  
  damn
  
  "tell her that you love her and that she shouldn't feel threatened by the fact that you enjoy porn... porn is just porn - it's videos and pictures created for sexual gratification and it's just in your nature to appreciate such things... while you may enjoy the women in these videos as pieces of meat, you don't think of her in the same way and she shouldn't think that you do..."
  
  is one of the response i got from some other forum... how?

  its hard for me to explain that porn is not THAT bad... look, she's 15 years old.. and porn is very FOREIGN and hostile to her, bet she hasnt seen a nude woman before
  
  gawd, now im screwing up so bad that she wouldnt talk to me... !#**
  
  its because i showed her some thread in a forum (with sex materials in certain section) and i think she explored my posts... SH*T

  14 Dec 2004, RETARDED_MORON made an inspirational speech: "To guys wanting to enter through the backdoor, keep trying!"
  
  

  i know this is hard that ur girl doesnt want anal.. for some reason, but keep pushing it, keep trying keep PESTERING and it will eventually become a norm!
  
  like take bj for example... they were considered nasty 10 years ago, but nowadays, every girl is giving head
  
  DONT GIVE UP GUYS!

  21 Nov 2004, RETARDED_MORON was took a fancy for his dad in "My mum just caught my dad cheating on her."
  
  

  Recently, rumours were floating around that my dad was cheating on my mum with a young gay guy, so my mum investigated and barged in the hotel they were having sex in and the story took a dramatic twist for the worse, and it turned out that the gay guy was...
  
  ME. I LOVE YOU, DAD!

  Date Unknown, RETARDED_MORON showed off his martial prowess:
  
  http://ealvintan.multiply.com/photos/photo/2/75.gif
• jay_rocks

  19 Dec 04, 15:00

  cant u see he is RETARDED_MORON? obviously he is so RETARDED tt he dunno where he stays
• FireIce

  19 Dec 04, 17:26

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Xinmin secondary school is in sengkang for chrissakes. Just behind the huge land area taken up by IMH. No, really.

  going to move back to hougang liao
• biangz

  19 Dec 04, 18:24

  Wad da, 15 year old so muscular ar..
  
  
  Pro pro..
• RETARDED_MORON

  20 Dec 04, 01:02

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  going to move back to hougang liao

  wah... true true
  
  everything in this thread was true so far... omigosh
  
  okay, to address the facts:
  a) yes, im a malaysian scholar..
  b) im not THAT muscular
  c) martial arts is my obsession
  d) i like to be amused to see different replies i get from the different threads i start..
  e) xinmin is really very near to IMH
  f) i have a girlfriend of 6 months. ur opinion of her might differ from my opinion of her.. but she means the world to me..
• f50_vapor

  20 Dec 04, 01:04

  i same year as u wad frm XMS... u wad class? like nv see u b4 lehs
• RETARDED_MORON

  20 Dec 04, 01:15

  3e1.. you?
• Lim Li Hao Matthew

  20 Dec 04, 01:18

  i love you
• RETARDED_MORON

  20 Dec 04, 01:22

  i love you too
• A-c-i-D

  20 Dec 04, 01:28

  
• shandower

  20 Dec 04, 08:52

  Hilarity ensues.
• _Aaron_

  20 Dec 04, 08:55

  
  
  Wow, someone cared so much about RM to dedicate an entire thread on him... not to mention the threads that he started.
  
  Good work!
• RETARDED_MORON

  20 Dec 04, 14:44

  Originally posted by _Aaron_:

  
  
  Wow, someone cared so much about RM to dedicate an entire thread on him... not to mention the threads that he started.
  
  Good work!

  Yeah, I am actually pretty touched. I consider this thread my birthday pressie
• HENG@

  20 Dec 04, 14:47

  Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:

  Yeah, I am actually pretty touched. I consider this thread my birthday pressie

  happy bday. actually i thot your blog site was pretty cool. great humor.
• cooleo

  20 Dec 04, 15:31

  Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:

  Yeah, I am actually pretty touched. I consider this thread my birthday pressie

  I tot u look like an urm...intellectually challenged person from your postings
  
  (WHO'S NEXT TO LOOK SMARTER THAN THEY ARE?! )
• TakumiFujiwara

  20 Dec 04, 15:43

  Why the pic gone? RM where my commission and hapi bdae to u!
• spaded

  20 Dec 04, 15:54

  pretty girlfriend. she's Seventeen mag worthy.
• MeoW_MeoW

  20 Dec 04, 16:02

  ya... gf so lucky... muahahha
  
  

  Originally posted by biangz:

  Wad da, 15 year old so muscular ar..
  
  
  Pro pro..

  
• the.raven

  20 Dec 04, 16:17

  so are you some kind of kung fu master or something?
• TakumiFujiwara

  20 Dec 04, 17:45

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  so are you some kind of kung fu master or something?

  Kung Fu Hustle!
• SibeiSuayKia

  20 Dec 04, 18:45

  Originally posted by the.raven:

  so are you some kind of kung fu master or something?

  geez..don't bring down the standard of shaolin please...
  
  i beg u..
• FireIce

  20 Dec 04, 18:47

  Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:

  geez..don't bring down the standard of shaolin please...
  
  i beg u..

  don't think kung fu is oni related to shaolin.....