What you dislike about singapore girls?
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wtfh is with the "FIVE C's". come off it, its annoying. something that can score with chicks? wtf? what sort of chicks? the ones that are hookers?Originally posted by Gazelle:1) I think most children these days are spoilt by their parent, not just boys.
2) Usually they like to talk about 5Cs, which is something that you can use to score chicks..
3) That I believe is on the extreme, local guys dont behave like emperor
4) too good for anything? like how? too big to insert?
5) Is there really such thing as a SNAG? I think only gays can be SNAG.
what sort of retarded humor do you have? "too big to insert". wtf?
are you homophobic? -
honestly I wouldnt expect much from a pathatic loser that buys himself christmas present. Haha zirh.com...Originally posted by thinger:yeah i dont reckon i seen anything yet.
and its "you aint seen nothing" you looking too old to score chicks?
Some women claim that sperm is good for complexion, why dont you try it...hahah -
Yes, I'm a guy. I don't see what's the "something in between" u are trying to say.Originally posted by Gazelle:Larry, I assume that you might be a GUY or something in between. What do you have to say about sg women? Are they perfect to you?
In a way, they are perfect, at least to me. They earn their own keep, know what they want from life, and spends enough time knowing how to enjoy life and fully utilise their advantages. Those are the traits of a smart person.
Perhaps the only thing I don't like about Singapore women is that they look almost the same: long haired and rebonded. But that's just a personal flaw on my perspective. I like women who are different. Curly hair anybody??
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sad to say most chicks in Singapore. Regardless of race, language, religion, education background.Originally posted by thinger:wtfh is with the "FIVE C's". come off it, its annoying. something that can score with chicks? wtf? what sort of chicks? the ones that are hookers?
what sort of retarded humor do you have? "too big to insert". wtf?
are you homophobic?
hey dude, I really think you need to catch up with reality, or else you will die with a hard on. -
1. coolness, neither do i. but why not buy christmas presents for yourself? it means you get one more, and you get something other than things that other people give you.Originally posted by Gazelle:honestly I wouldnt expect much from a pathatic loser that buys himself christmas present. Haha zirh.com... you looking too old to score chicks?
Some women claim that sperm is good for complexion, why dont you try it...hahah
2. me looking old? i dont know. probably. you should try zirh things, they're quite good although i think the clinique moisturizer is a bit better.
3. sperm doesnt smell of perfume. -
catch up with reality where? in singapore? suck a big fat giant dirty hairy african cock mate, i dont live in singapore, im not singaporean, i dont think i'll be marrying your women.Originally posted by Gazelle:sad to say most chicks in Singapore. Regardless of race, language, religion, education background.
hey dude, I really think you need to catch up with reality, or else you will die with a hard on.
and whats wrong with dying with a hardon? -
As usual the posts get funnier and funnier -
Oh my, another one of these threads?
Anyway, I'd nominate thinger as the Man of the Match - bloody good entertainment!
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At the expense of who and what?Originally posted by Larry:In a way, they are perfect, at least to me. They earn their own keep, know what they want from life, and spends enough time knowing how to enjoy life and fully utilise their advantages. Those are the traits of a smart person.
Have you heard the Madonna song American Life? Here is the singapore version...
Singapore life
Singapore dream
Singapore life
Singapore dream
Do I have to change my name?
Am I going to be a star?
Do I have to change my name?
Am I going to be a star?
I'm drinking a soy latte
I get a double shot-te'
It goes into my body and you know I'm satisfied
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo, they tell me I'm a trooper and you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So, I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope, you know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not a christian and I'm not a jew
I'm just living out the Singapore dream
And I just realized that nothing is what it seems...
Singapore life
I live the Singapore dream
You are the best thing I've seen
You are the not just a dream
Singapore life
I live the Singapore dream
You are the best thing I've seen
You are not just a dream
Do I have to change my name? (Singapore life)
Am I going to be a star? (Singapore dream)
Do I have to change my name? (Singapore life)
Am I going to be a star? (Singapore dream) -
lol? what? that wasnt funny.Originally posted by Gazelle:At the expense of who and what?
Have you heard the Madonna song American Life? Here is the singapore version...
have you heard about a situation called "copyright infringment"?
its damn hot. so i had a shower and shave. obviously, courtesy of zirh and clinique. bite me.
honestly I wouldnt expect much from a pathatic loser that buys himself christmas present. Haha zirh.com... you looking too old to score chicks?
Some women claim that sperm is good for complexion, why dont you try it...hahah -
If you like to mate mate mate, i would presume that you are an bloody Aussie from down under huh? So what make you think that white Australian dicks are cleaner than african ones? is it because of your racist nature of white supremacy?Originally posted by thinger:catch up with reality where? in singapore? suck a big fat giant dirty hairy african cock mate, i dont live in singapore, im not singaporean, i dont think i'll be marrying your women.
and whats wrong with dying with a hardon?
btw, i do happen to know a nice looking aussie hottie that is sleeping around with some black american dude in Singapore just because of their huge gigantic dic ks...and the best part is she do have a white bf in Australia..
Btw, if you are not a singaporean, I think you should just observe what singapore guys have to say about sg women. Honestly I dont you really think you know alot about singapore women?
peace mate!!! -
yeah, natural curl but its messy. So people come and sak, why don't you rebond????Originally posted by Larry:Yes, I'm a guy. I don't see what's the "something in between" u are trying to say.
In a way, they are perfect, at least to me. They earn their own keep, know what they want from life, and spends enough time knowing how to enjoy life and fully utilise their advantages. Those are the traits of a smart person.
Perhaps the only thing I don't like about Singapore women is that they look almost the same: long haired and rebonded. But that's just a personal flaw on my perspective. I like women who are different. Curly hair anybody??
But I kept to my principles, I didn't rebond to look like ah lian ... and now worse, lao lian -
so in the same way, since you like saying "dude", you obviously are a dipshi t american in the hood aye? one of them cunts that carries a skateboard to school and wears a baseball cap backwards?Originally posted by Gazelle:If you like to mate mate mate, i would presume that you are an bloody Aussie from down under huh? So what make you think that white Australian dicks are cleaner than african ones? is it because of your racist nature of white supremacy?
btw, i do happen to know a nice looking aussie hottie that is sleeping around with some black american dude in Singapore just because of their huge gigantic dic ks...and the best part is she do have a white bf in Australia..
Btw, if you are not a singaporean, I think you should just observe what singapore guys have to say about sg women. Honestly I dont you really think you know alot about singapore women?
peace mate!!!
no one said australian penises were cleaner...its a well known fact that africans are endowed with good assets. i said "suck a pecker", so i thought you might as well have the creme de la creme.
i know a fair few that sleep around with black americans. do i have a problem? no. do i really care? no. would i be her best friend? probably. so what if shes got a boyfriend in oz? Different area code = not cheating.
I am observing what singapore guys have to say about the girls here. I dont know what species you fall under so i'm just taking you in slowly.
No, i really dont know much about singapore women. Just a bit from growing up here in school and spending slightly under 16 years in co-ed schools.
And you stupid poor dumb assFucking Cunt, im bloody asian. how friggin stupid are you trying to get? -
long perfect looking diarrhorea colored hair is sooooo EW.Originally posted by mistyblue:yeah, natural curl but its messy. So people come and sak, why don't you rebond????
But I kept to my principles, I didn't rebond to look like ah lian ... and now worse, lao lian -
same here... anti rebond... will end up looking like 30% or so of the population..Originally posted by mistyblue:yeah, natural curl but its messy. So people come and sak, why don't you rebond????
But I kept to my principles, I didn't rebond to look like ah lian ... and now worse, lao lian -
for your imbicle brain,Originally posted by Gazelle:If you like to mate mate mate, i would presume that you are an bloody Aussie from down under huh?
pommys say mate too.
as do some of my singaporean born, bred, and never-left-singapore-except-for-a-holiday friends.
so, just how stupid are you? -
when the hair grows in, the hair has 2 sections..Originally posted by thinger:long perfect looking diarrhorea colored hair is sooooo EW.
Then the colored hair is so dry it looks like dried straw ..
With sallow complexion for mose chinese,
I don't know why anyone want to look so sickly with yellow hair.. -
This post is getting so out-of-point
But it's hilarious
Anyways I'm anti-rebonding too. My hair is straight enough thank you. -
ew. poo colored hair...Originally posted by mistyblue:when the hair grows in, the hair has 2 sections..
Then the colored hair is so dry it looks like dried straw ..
With sallow complexion for mose chinese,
I don't know why anyone want to look so sickly with yellow hair.. -
it's actually a conspiracy to turn all of gazelle's threads out of point.
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let just say we prefer not to be a second class citizen. Are we stupid? I dont think so. if I can make 14k per month here in singapore, why should I be like you living overseas paying 30 to 40% taxes?Originally posted by thinger:for your imbicle brain,
pommys say mate too.
as do some of my singaporean born, bred, and never-left-singapore-except-for-a-holiday friends.
so, just how stupid are you?
btw, if you are not a singaporean, wtf are you spending so much time talking at a singapore online forum. you some kinda of loser trying to score some sg chick here?
Actually you know buying yourself a christmas PRESENT sound a bit like sucking your own dick, and frenching your own tougue. do you say thank you to yourself after opening the present? -
let hope you can live up to what you say...Originally posted by thinger:Different area code = not cheating. -
True. most children, so guys are also part of the problem. However, it seems the guys pushes the blame on the women. Then claim the women all are SPGs and aim for ang mohs. Next compare local women with women from developed countries and described them as if they are goddesses while the local women as if they are really unworthy. I will tell you this, all these foreign women are putting up an act and when men are "in lust", they will be blinded to all the manipulation of the foreign women as long as they can poke them. The thing is a one sided bashing that the men does on the women. So its just childish behaviour that puts the local more mature and financially stable women off local men.Originally posted by Gazelle:1) I think most children these days are spoilt by their parent, not just boys.
2) Usually they like to talk about 5Cs, which is something that you can use to score chicks..
3) That I believe is on the extreme, local guys dont behave like emperor
4) too good for anything? like how? too big to insert?
5) Is there really such thing as a SNAG? I think only gays can be SNAG.
There's gotta be other things than 5Cs people can talk of. I readily talk about shakespear if you want but not in depth. You can also talk about impressionism by monet and manet with me or other general topics but most cannot, and I don't know why. I agree, women generally talk about buying/shopping. Men are into football (I can talk about this but I don't use swear or get that passionate), cars (its their second wife), their vices (this is their first wife). But its as if there is nothing more important in this world than 5C. If you have to bend over of this kind of thing, I think you are a very sad person.
You wanna bet guys don't act like kings. I can find them. I can find all the kings and queens, old and young. Most are close to moronic and really anal people whose life's purpose is to make everyone unhappy. So why is there finger pointing ...
I am sure you think you are too good thus you deem yourself suitable enough to critique women in general and classify them into categories and in a sweeping statement, made it seem as if women are devious creatures. Then equally, since you can call yourself a judge of women, then I would like to comment that there are men who are equal if not worse.
Get on with it. SNAG is just acting on the part of men to get laid. Leopards don't change spots, nor men their lust. I do not think women want snag but the sheer insensitivity and obtuseness of local men, with big fat demands and expectations on the women with their load of criticisms, makes it seem that keeping single and having a pet as life's single purpose for peace and bliss. Similarly if you look at men, real men, they would definitely want a partner, not a mother, a maid or some sex-slave with ability to work with microwave instruction. Its a partnership to compliment the strength and weakness, not a competition.
However, if you feel strongly against women, maybe your calling is to become a homo since no women out there can possibly satisfy your list of critiques. -
True. most children, so guys are also part of the problem. However, it seems the guys pushes the blame on the women. Then claim the women all are SPGs and aim for ang mohs. Next compare local women with women from developing countries and described them as if they are goddesses while the local women as if they are really unworthy. I will tell you this, all these foreign women are putting up an act and when men are "in lust", they will be blinded to all the manipulation of the foreign women as long as they can poke them. The thing is a one sided bashing that the men does on the women. So its just childish behaviour that puts the local more mature and financially stable women off local men.Originally posted by Gazelle:1) I think most children these days are spoilt by their parent, not just boys.
2) Usually they like to talk about 5Cs, which is something that you can use to score chicks..
3) That I believe is on the extreme, local guys dont behave like emperor
4) too good for anything? like how? too big to insert?
5) Is there really such thing as a SNAG? I think only gays can be SNAG.
There's gotta be other things than 5Cs people can talk of. I readily talk about shakespear if you want but not in depth. You can also talk about impressionism by monet and manet with me or other general topics but most cannot, and I don't know why. I agree, women generally talk about buying/shopping. Men are into football (I can talk about this but I don't use swear or get that passionate), cars (its their second wife), their vices (this is their first wife). But its as if there is nothing more important in this world than 5C. If you have to bend over of this kind of thing, I think you are a very sad person.
You wanna bet guys don't act like kings. I can find them. I can find all the kings and queens, old and young. Most are close to moronic and really anal people whose life's purpose is to make everyone unhappy. So why is there finger pointing ...
I am sure you think you are too good thus you deem yourself suitable enough to critique women in general and classify them into categories and in a sweeping statement, made it seem as if women are devious creatures. Then equally, since you can call yourself a judge of women, then I would like to comment that there are men who are equal if not worse.
Get on with it. SNAG is just acting on the part of men to get laid. Leopards don't change spots, nor men their lust. I do not think women want snag but the sheer insensitivity and obtuseness of local men, with big fat demands and expectations on the women with their load of criticisms, makes it seem that keeping single and having a pet as life's single purpose for peace and bliss. Similarly if you look at men, real men, they would definitely want a partner, not a mother, a maid or some sex-slave with ability to work with microwave instruction. Its a partnership to compliment the strength and weakness, not a competition.
However, if you feel strongly against women, maybe your calling is to become a homo since no women out there can possibly satisfy your list of critiques. -
the term "we" is reserved for everyone except you. you dont think you're stupid? coolness. i do. i think you're a fucking cockspank.Originally posted by Gazelle:let just say we prefer not to be a second class citizen. Are we stupid? I dont think so. if I can make 14k per month here in singapore, why should I be like you living overseas paying 30 to 40% taxes?
btw, if you are not a singaporean, wtf are you spending so much time talking at a singapore online forum. you some kinda of loser trying to score some sg chick here?
Actually you know buying yourself a christmas PRESENT sound a bit like sucking your own dick, and frenching your own tougue. do you say thank you to yourself after opening the present?
ahh your SG$14,000.00 again. why keep on bringing it up? do you feel insecure? I dont care if i pay high taxes. Welfare is better, healthcare is better?
im on holiday in singaopore. because your country lacks any decent entertainment apart from shopping and zouk, i am here. the shops have been exhausted, and zouk is tomorrow night. so for the time being, i am here.
and i dont actually literally say "thank you", but i think it. do you feel the need to fight me now?