Can some teach me how to masturbate?

• weiwei

  9 Jan 05, 01:10

  Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:

  me me..
  
  i teach u ..
  
  u girl or guy?
  
  if u girl..special treatment for u..
  
  

  are u sure u will teach..? if he is a guy lehz..? den u also help him argh..?
• iDoNkNoW

  9 Jan 05, 15:19

  lol
  
• losers.inc

  9 Jan 05, 16:26

  Originally posted by Fire Ice:

  How do i masturbate?? Girl here.

  zzz.loser
• faithblade

  9 Jan 05, 16:26

  http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
• Pyoro

  1 Apr 05, 12:32

  
• jay_rocks

  1 Apr 05, 18:38

  go www.dontaskushowtomasturbate.com
• Pyoro

  10 Apr 05, 01:26

  Originally posted by jay_rocks:

  go www.dontaskushowtomasturbate.com

  not working
• IceTea

  10 Apr 05, 01:34

  Originally posted by Pyoro:

  not working

  ....... u actually go try ar.......*faint*
• skid

  10 Apr 05, 10:01

  I think F I and FI need a good tongue lashing.
• zrahf

  10 Apr 05, 10:05

  SBSK is back!!
• dragg

  10 Apr 05, 10:11

  Originally posted by Fire Ice:

  How do i masturbate?? Girl here.

  horrible!! born in 1954 yet still asking the question of a teenager.
  
• evilEmployee

  10 Apr 05, 10:53

  posted by fireice
  How do i masturbate?? Girl here.
  
  go for the real thing. get f%^ked
  
• weiwei

  10 Apr 05, 12:29

  oh.. i juz realised something leh.. Fire Ice juz registered to ask ppl how to masturbate?
• binZ

  10 Apr 05, 14:24

  
• HatakEKakashi

  10 Apr 05, 17:34

  Come My house i teach u for FREE
• Matthew Lim Li Hao

  10 Apr 05, 17:58

  
• borgkilla

  10 Apr 05, 23:29

  Originally posted by Fire Ice:

  How do i masturbate?? Girl here.

  
  kids
• Gordonator

  10 Apr 05, 23:31

  Originally posted by weiwei:

  oh.. i juz realised something leh.. Fire Ice juz registered to ask ppl how to masturbate?

  a clone asking for trouble lah.
• shandower

  11 Apr 05, 08:58

  Bloody clones.
• Qo|phin

  12 Apr 05, 03:28

  Originally posted by weiwei:

  are u sure u will teach..? if he is a guy lehz..? den u also help him argh..?

  Guess he wun mind anyway.....
• shandower

  12 Apr 05, 08:46

  Burn the clone!
• Matthew Lim Li Hao

  12 Apr 05, 23:48

  who clone?
• shandower

  7 Jun 05, 08:53

  
• MRMUSICPRODUCER

  8 Jun 05, 16:46

  stuff a durian up your big hole! tats how u masterbate
• Boo777

  8 Jun 05, 17:07

  1st use tongue.... $0
  If not enuff, use 1 finger.... $0
  Still not enuff use 2 fingers..... $0
  Still wan more use 3 fingers..... $0
  If not shiok, use fist..... $0
  Wan more kick, use baseball bat..... $20+ for baseball bat (metal)
  Dun feel anything, use the 1.5 Litre Pepsi bottle..... $2.00+ (NTUC)
  If still not happy, use a durian attached to an electric drill and start drilling
  ..... $10+ a per fruit(durian) $50+ portable drill $0.25 of electric bill
  
  But I dun believe u are FireIce, cos she'd already done it all.... have u??
  
  When u see the shiok look on her face... priceless.