resume

• watah

  9 Jan 05, 12:46

  Personal Information
  * Name : my grandfather give one
  * Date of Birth : this year's hasn't come
  * Age : 2 years younger than my sis
  * Sex : almost everyday
  * Nationality : i have PR of US
  * Marital Status : not yet leh, i hope i can meet some nice sexy gal in this company
  * I/C no : i always buy my ic no but always miss 1 number
  * Phone : nokia 7610
  * Home Address : should be written on the envelope b4 posting
  * Email : hotmail and yahoomail
  * Hobby/Interest : i have
  * Spoken Languages : i dun speak to ugly gals
  * Written Languages : i use typing more often
  * Describe yourself in 10 words : 10 words not enough la
  * Career Objective : office hour 12pm - 4pm, coz morning i sleeping, evening got traffic jam. company should provide me 3 meals, and give me a computer, i want to browse websites, u know what i mean la. i want some sexy colleagues in my department. i want allowance of my phone bills, car loan, and house rental, water bill no need coz cut off oredi.
  * Education History : my history fail
  * Employment History : i really dun like history la
  * Estimated Salary : USD100 per day
  * Special Skills : me down her up, then eh... i dunno how to write, but many gals like the skill i created
  * Achievements : 1 night f"beep" 7 gals; sleep for 48 hours straight; played online game in a cc and never go back home for 1 month (sleep and eat at the cc)
  
• ditzy

  9 Jan 05, 12:58

  Looks like the resume of a loser, or a loser wannabe.
• 'm back

  10 Jan 05, 22:36

  PERSONAL PROFILE
  Name (in block letters): 'M BACK
  Date of Birth: 1974
  Sex: he-male
  Age: u toopid calculate minus present date with my DOB lar gong gong! ! !
  Marital Status: Divorced
  Alias: fu ck spider king
  Nationality: Singapuru-jin
  NRIC number:S 74 29125/ZZ
  Phone: Nokia 6610i
  Residential address: CCK cemetary beside the toilet
  Email address: [email protected]
  Hobbies/ pastime: rattlesnake shaking
  Spoken language: broken Englisch
  Written language: lousy Englisch
  IT skills:Ms Office, All Windows OSasses, Oracle, Unix and Linxus Redhat,SuSE,Mandrake,Debian,
  Autocad,ProEngineer,Solidworks,solidedge, SAP, Borland C and C++ and so many other i forget ordei....
  Other skills: boasting and cow blowing....like what i did just above.
  Favourite celebrity: Veronica Yip, Amy Yip, Pamelia Anderson, Gong Li, Shuqi.
  Favourite porn stars and race queens: Minori Aoi, Fumika Suzuki.
  Describe yourself in ten words or less: i dun really giv a da mn!
  Education: none
  Career history: 1975 join army (1 years old can walk and talk oredi) with sniper division direct
  entry no need go BMT. Mission in 'nam (10 confirm kills in saigon),
  1985 ROD with the rank of SSG as sniper instructor. Carpenter and undertaker from 1985 - 1989. Rejoin army in 1990, did the Gulf (with 5 more confirm kills) and renew contract thereafter. reached the
  rank of sergeant major in 1993, awarded the Purple Cross for extraodinary performance and dedication.
  ROD in 1996 under pension. joined Microsoft.....as the toilet cleaner - to present day. Part time job
  as keeper of arcade and games room.
  Estimated expected salary: what do you tink? su ck up and bianjia engineers can get 2k ++.....i demand no
  less than that coz i got a car to service, wife to feed, sons and daughters to raise, granny to buy a
  coffin and grandpa to visit in the hospital, dogs and cats to care for at SPCA/ SPVA/ SCA... arh i
  forget how to say lar...
  Special skills: i know where ther is chaogeng coz like Daredevil my eyes can see pink, white, navy blu,
  black and lacy pan ties whenever i got the chance ...where u least expected...you're selected...
  you are on candid camera.
  Achievements: not that i can tink of at the moment but i prefer to spite them out tonight
  at the bar with my drunkard frens instead of tellin u here nay.....
  
  
• sgboy2004

  10 Jan 05, 22:36

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  Looks like the resume of a loser, or a loser wannabe.

  u calling croco