Foreplay?
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What do you do for that? Usually for me, it has something to do with food, but it gets awfully dirty after that. We have all sorts of nonsense, like putting mustard, whipped cream, honey, chocolate fudge or any semi-liquid food on your privates and have the other person lick them off. According to my ex girlfriend, it's extremely arousing to have chocolate fudge licked off her nipples.
Or we could apply an outrageously ridiculous amount of lube. This is how people have anal sex. And yes, handjobs. Lots of weird and fun stuff actually. Tickling of the penis using a feather is also a fine idea.
And if you are into the hard stuff, there is always bondage where you get tied up with ropes without wearing any clothes, having handcuffs and such. There is this thing called SM too. It's pure torture but it's great for those who loves pain. As for me, I love slapping my sex partner's ass cheeks until they turn red and get mine slapped too. Not to forget the flicking of nipples and erected penises.
Don't forget, girls LOVE vibrators and dildos. You could easily get them high by using either of those. The egg vibrator is cool but my favourite is still the rod shaped one. Lets not talk about dildos. You could also dress up your guy's dick, if you are a girl. Buy those decorated condoms with patterns, or you could draw on those regular ones. So the actual penis after putting on the condom will actually look like a real sasage, banana, brinjal or whatever you like it to be. You can also design it by adding stripes, spots, checkers to be more artistic.
I once had a sex session video tapped by some professional guy and I still have it. It was such an experience althought it isn't anything impressive like group sex.
I think I should really write a book on sex. My books on how to get rich is popular and this isn't how I want to be remembered after I pass away. I'll definately write a sex book someday. I'm far more experienced in sex than any other average guy out there. -
Originally posted by Donald Trump:I think I should really write a book on sex. My books on how to get rich is popular and this isn't how I want to be remembered after I pass away. I'll definately write a sex book someday. I'm far more experienced in sex than any other average guy out there.
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ya! ya! ya! we also want to remember u the way u want it to be, so in the mean time FUCK OFFOriginally posted by Donald Trump:I think I should really write a book on sex. My books on how to get rich is popular and this isn't how I want to be remembered after I pass away. I'll definately write a sex book someday. I'm far more experienced in sex than any other average guy out there. -
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