if your wife refuses to f.uck with you.......
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......... what will you do?
A) masturbate so as to satisfy my needs
B) go geylang to look for prostitutes
C) force your wife to f.uck with you i.e rape your wife
foe me i will choose B how about u?
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if she refused to fu ck with me, then i can make love to her.Originally posted by deli_1971:......... what will you do?
A) masturbate so as to satisfy my needs
B) go geylang to look for prostitutes
C) force your wife to f.uck with you i.e rape your wife
foe me i will choose B how about u?
you dun have to go inside her or rush into it...get intimate and
gradually build up the intimacy and intensity...if all else fails...
i tink u both better go see psychiatrist.
the easiest and cheaper alternative is.....just read my signature -
as a hubby.. u failed to turn her on.. hor hor.. better work on it man..
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bring her c doctor lor...Originally posted by deli_1971:......... what will you do?
A) masturbate so as to satisfy my needs
B) go geylang to look for prostitutes
C) force your wife to f.uck with you i.e rape your wife
foe me i will choose B how about u? -
seduce her prettier and younger sister
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like the OC.. kirsten's sis.. weeeeeeee....Originally posted by theTelepath:seduce her prettier and younger sister -
DIY!
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DIY x 2
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Another good choice.Originally posted by theTelepath:seduce her prettier and younger sister -
Got this from TODAY.
A woman scorned
LONDON — A jilted woman admitted ripping off her former lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her former boyfriend, Mr Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool crown court and will be sentenced next month.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti drove him to a party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.
Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.
Mr Jones threw Monti out of the house. She then smashed a window. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts.
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to reattach the organ.
Ms Wendy Lloyd, defending Monti, said her client did not remember much of the struggle. But she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. — The Guardian -
lol...ur wife lei...use the word fuck is kinda too strong liao la...make love ma...wat fuck...maybe u 2 not close enough or wat? if its me i will choose (a). I don wanna kana AIDS...lol...
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Put Dick in front of her and start wanking, use Dick to slap her face.
Aim and FIRE!!!
Mood: Nasty!
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if she refuse...... go Fuck yourself
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so? Maybe she unwell? try to find out why loh....i dun need it to stay alive anyway
besides who needs to be phuck... go do something real wrong and your boss will phuck you also...