Use painkillers.. should work.. here.. u can get it online..
http://www.expresschemist.com/product_1891_PAN1891.htmlFor immediate relief.. get the soluble ones.. example here..
http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/category_221_painrelief.htmlden use a syringe n inject on the tip of ur dick..
http://www.thescratchingpost.co.uk/images/syringe.jpgshouldnt hurt much as compared to the pain u r going thru now.. plus i believe u r adequately knowledgeable in matters regarding ducks..
juz rem to use sterilised syringes.. from the url of the pic.. this one was used on an elderly and diabetic cat..
