Originally posted by jessie*:
how? i am NOT a les but... is there ne way to act les? i hav no expereince but i dun wan to end up becoming a les, juz trying to act onli... coz... got 1 guy in my skool... lets say he likes me... & he is so fuging ugly.... pimpleface.... fat and basically a fuker.... likes to tok dirty too..... so my frds were teasing me coz they noe this guy likes me...... n so they suggest acting les. haha. dunno if itz a good idea or not.
hmm that guy sounds like me

must meet him and get his autograph

How to act like a lesbian? hmm , contact Ellen Degenerate or whatever she is called.
tell you what, tell that guy you like romantic comedy movies , that will scare him off and he will never bother you again. Hell, that scares of any guy!
if that doesn't work, you could show him a photo of me, he will run away and will be traumatized for life
