How'd you describe your mini-me?

• Donald Trump

  23 Jan 05, 14:20

  Your dick that is.
  
  Grade A - obelisk (320")
  Grade B - lamp-post (200")
  Grade C - road sign (90")
  Grade D - fire hydrant (25")
  Grade E - extra large dildo (16")
  Grade E - torchlight (12")
  Grade F - hot dog (8")
  Grade G - toothbrush (6")
  Grade H - vibrator (3")
  Grade I - needle (2")
  Grade J - matchstick (1.5")
  Grade K - earthworm (impotent - can't erect)
  Grade L - piece of string (same thing - thinner radius)
  Grade M - strand of hair (can't be seen)
  Grade N - non existant
  
  
• HeckKER

  23 Jan 05, 14:22

  Ok i'll really be frank this time.
  
  Its about the size of a dildo.
  
  
• KK_J

  23 Jan 05, 14:24

  hahahaha... funny post
  
  who say earthworm can't erect?
  
  u take a earthworm.. put some glue and wait to dry ..... see can anot loh..
  
  * me not earthworm*
• weiwei

  23 Jan 05, 15:32

  grade GF.. haha.. righht in between G and F lor.. but quite unrealistic.. where got grade A to E wan..? size of lamppost.. haha.. how to carry it ard den?
• DarkYakuza

  23 Jan 05, 16:30

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  Your dick that is.
  
  Grade A - obelisk (320")
  Grade B - lamp-post (200")
  Grade C - road sign (90")
  Grade D - fire hydrant (25")
  Grade E - extra large dildo (16")
  Grade E - torchlight (12")
  Grade F - hot dog (8")
  Grade G - toothbrush (6")
  Grade H - vibrator (3")
  Grade I - needle (2")
  Grade J - matchstick (1.5")
  Grade K - earthworm (impotent - can't erect)
  Grade L - piece of string (same thing - thinner radius)
  Grade M - strand of hair (can't be seen)
  Grade N - non existant
  
  

  hahaha like buying diamonds....grade wat and wat lolz
  anyway +/- around grade g/f vvvs radian cut lolzzz
• ThickCock

  23 Jan 05, 16:41

  hmm as for my dick...some of the gals here should no wat it is like.
• KK_J

  23 Jan 05, 18:58

  sure boh??
• FireIce

  23 Jan 05, 19:39

  light saber
  
  can extend and even glow in the dark and can kill bad ppl
• weiwei

  23 Jan 05, 19:55

  Originally posted by ThickCock:

  hmm as for my dick...some of the gals here should no wat it is like.

  how come they noe leh?
• sidestep1984

  24 Jan 05, 08:26

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  Your dick that is.
  
  Grade A - obelisk (320")
  Grade B - lamp-post (200")
  Grade C - road sign (90")
  Grade D - fire hydrant (25")
  Grade E - extra large dildo (16")
  Grade E - torchlight (12")
  Grade F - hot dog (8")
  Grade G - toothbrush (6")
  Grade H - vibrator (3")
  Grade I - needle (2")
  Grade J - matchstick (1.5")
  Grade K - earthworm (impotent - can't erect)
  Grade L - piece of string (same thing - thinner radius)
  Grade M - strand of hair (can't be seen)
  Grade N - non existant
  
  

  I describe it as ever faithful...
• shandower

  24 Jan 05, 08:42

  Orbital laser defense cannon.
• ThickCock

  24 Jan 05, 20:03

  Originally posted by weiwei:

  how come they noe leh?

  cuz they have seen it?
• 'm back

  25 Jan 05, 22:24

  
  
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• cindtan29

  25 Jan 05, 22:35

  Originally posted by ThickCock:

  cuz they have seen it?

  I thought they may have used it!!