sharks fin will cause that ma??? How you know... you're a lady right...Originally posted by FireIce:cut down on sharks fin
then i shd be ejaculating meteorites liaoOriginally posted by ditzy:Posting too much crap in sgforums has adverse effects.![]()
post again when your semen turns into cube form then i will try to helpOriginally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!!What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!
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Start worrying only if they come out like ice cubes...Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!!What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!
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it is ok!! still score 96 or whatever with woman!Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!!What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!
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Soak your c0ck in boiling water. Tink this will help your sperm to soften.Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!!What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!
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(falls down anime style)Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:OMG!U're having a bad case of
'Abnormal chrostofolalical sperm desiese' It's normally transmitted through micro-organic bacteria after having sex with a chimpanzee and not washing....![]()
You sir, are running out of sperm. Either stop jerking off or replenish by eating the cum that you release some.Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!!What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!
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