Something wrong with my sperm!!!!
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Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!!
What the Fuck is happening to me?!!! -
do not fuck with your hands
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lol..thats your problem.hahahaha...impotent..LOOLL
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The quality and consistency of semen varies with the frequency of ejaculation and the state of hydration. If you are not well hydrated and have been cumming frequently, the semen tends to be thicker and jelly like. Not a problem - just abstain for a few days and the consistency will return.
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install a motor pump will helps~
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cut down on sharks fin
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sharks fin will cause that ma??? How you know... you're a lady right...Originally posted by FireIce:cut down on sharks fin -
lol
try and drink more water and eat less Jelly -
You are dehydrated.
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Posting too much crap in sgforums has adverse effects.
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OMG!
U're having a bad case of
'Abnormal chrostofolalical sperm desiese' It's normally transmitted through micro-organic bacteria after having sex with a chimpanzee and not washing.... -
then i shd be ejaculating meteorites liaoOriginally posted by ditzy:Posting too much crap in sgforums has adverse effects. -
post again when your semen turns into cube form then i will try to helpOriginally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!! What the Fuck is happening to me?!!! -
Start worrying only if they come out like ice cubes...Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!! What the Fuck is happening to me?!!! -
Good luck...
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it is ok!! still score 96 or whatever with woman!Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!! What the Fuck is happening to me?!!! -
try tasting your semen 1st
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your sperms are solidifying... you should either
1. squash and knead your balls
2. boil it
if done properly, you sperms should liquify again. -
TORROW U ARE APPEARING ON THE HEADLINES!
"DONALD TRUMP IS IMPOTENT!" -
wanking...
or squeezing glue tube? -
...double post cant del
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Soak your c0ck in boiling water. Tink this will help your sperm to soften.Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!! What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!
(WHO'S NEXT TO BOIL THEIR c0ck?!
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(falls down anime style)Originally posted by LuNAtIcfArKeR:OMG! U're having a bad case of
'Abnormal chrostofolalical sperm desiese' It's normally transmitted through micro-organic bacteria after having sex with a chimpanzee and not washing.... -
You sir, are running out of sperm. Either stop jerking off or replenish by eating the cum that you release some.Originally posted by Donald Trump:Come on guys, this is serious. No joke here.
Recently, I realised that my semen is more of a solid than a liquid. This morning after I cummed, I felt that it's like a jelly and it sticks to my palm instead of flowing down.
I seriously do not wish to become impotent!! What the Fuck is happening to me?!!!