My wife threatens not to have sex with me anymore.

• Donald Trump

  13 Feb 05, 02:59

  If I didn't buy her a very expensive diamond necklace. It costs US$28,000. I can't get her a fake one because she's very sharp. So what should I do?
• LuNAtIcfArKeR

  13 Feb 05, 03:54

  screw with ur $
• skid

  13 Feb 05, 11:44

  It's probably because your fungus encrusted penis is so huge she's afraid
  you'll stretch her out.
• suckthumb.com

  13 Feb 05, 12:12

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  If I didn't buy her a very expensive diamond necklace. It costs US$28,000. I can't get her a fake one because she's very sharp. So what should I do?

  to be used as Anal beads?
• Gordonator

  13 Feb 05, 12:21

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  So what should I do?

  jumping off a building helps.
• pescar

  13 Feb 05, 14:33

  use that money to get a new girl... sex is everywhere..
  
• Patrik

  13 Feb 05, 14:42

  get another girl...
• RaTtY81

  13 Feb 05, 14:44

  cut off?
• shandower

  14 Feb 05, 09:59

  Buy yourself a whole harem with that cash.
• CryoLind

  14 Feb 05, 10:00

  tout u got loads of gals waiting for u?
• juzded

  14 Feb 05, 10:07

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  If I didn't buy her a very expensive diamond necklace. It costs US$28,000. I can't get her a fake one because she's very sharp. So what should I do?

  she only cares for diamonds and monies and she don't care about you, your true love and feelings so what's going to happen next is .. ugh going to be s*cks for you.. your life.. find a true love this Valentine Day.. today... and start to love again... never give up loving someone special
• dcx

  14 Feb 05, 10:13

  US$28000 for a stone and sex for you???
  You give me SGD$20000 n i'll get you what you wan..you like Ru Hua???
• suckthumb.com

  14 Feb 05, 13:52

  Originally posted by dcx:

  US$28000 for a stone and sex for you???
  You give me SGD$20000 n i'll get you what you wan..you like Ru Hua???

  hahaha.... yes yes yes they would become the best match couple in the world and of course he will probably need only NT2800 to have her
• dcx

  14 Feb 05, 14:07

  Originally posted by suckthumb.com:

  hahaha.... yes yes yes they would become the best match couple in the world and of course he will probably need only NT2800 to have her

  Wah liew ehz...y valued her until so low..she's superstar that all asians know...mai siao siao ah....she's worth at least SDG$20000 hor..well..at least Steven Chow looks upon her lehz...she's the 1st one to start off with the famous "digging nose" turnaround action hor...then other stars followed...
• kentheman

  15 Feb 05, 03:31

  what shld u do??
  
  go to the whore house and find another bi*tch lo...thot u have like so many gers waiting for u to fark them??
• EvilDead

  15 Feb 05, 08:18

  Originally posted by skid:

  It's probably because your fungus encrusted penis is so huge she's afraid
  you'll stretch her out.

  roflol!!!!!
• EvilDead

  15 Feb 05, 08:20

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  If I didn't buy her a very expensive diamond necklace. It costs US$28,000. I can't get her a fake one because she's very sharp. So what should I do?

  sell your entire wig collection and with that money you can purchase that necklace.
• shandower

  15 Feb 05, 08:26

  Still can't get any sex? YOU ARE FIRED!