Originally posted by Donald Trump:
I sucked aunt suzie's boobies for milk when I was an infant.
I ate my sister's hotdogs while she was away.
I pushed a hooker off a cliff, didn't know what happened to her after that.
I tried wearing lingerie before, which was my girl's idea.
I masturbated while sky-diving & bungee jumping and ejaculated in mid-air. God knows where my sperms ended up.
I hit my teacher's weiner with my baseball bat and I never saw him since then.
I peed into somebody's mug in a bar.
I introduced porn to my eleven year old cousin years ago and she loved it.
I spanked my ex-wife at a hotel lobby using my bely with an audience of at least fifty people.
I did a striptease at a friend's birthday party along with several others.
I once slept naked with two other naked women on the same bed when I was seventeen.
I burnt down my rival's warehouse only to discover that I burnt down someone else's warehouse and escaped without getting caught.
I licked my neighbour's Pussy like a popsicle and drank milk with a straw from it.
I have seen more than five hundred different pairs of boobs in my entire life.
AND MUCH MORE..
Erm.... Siamese or Persian cat?
