My penis is not feeling well today.

• Donald Trump

  15 Feb 05, 08:14

  It's having a flu.
• EvilDead

  15 Feb 05, 08:16

  stick it up a rhino's arse. I hear its good for dicks that have the flu.
• shandower

  15 Feb 05, 08:28

  You actually have a real penis?
• kentheman

  16 Feb 05, 03:23

  see doctor lo...ask doc to give ur birdy a flu jab...ur birdy will feel better
• keuriseudo

  16 Feb 05, 03:30

  So...? What do u want us to do?
• bratpig

  16 Feb 05, 03:33

  Originally posted by keuriseudo:

  So...? What do u want us to do?

  wah liew...what else u expect to do?
• Kuali Baba

  16 Feb 05, 03:34

  So you aren't Goldmember.
• OceanBaby

  16 Feb 05, 04:09

  lame.... cut it off then!
• chunyong

  16 Feb 05, 07:47

  Originally posted by OceanBaby:

  lame.... cut it off then!

  yeah, u won't need it anyway....too bad you gonna cut it off brandnew and unused....
• skid

  16 Feb 05, 08:04

  Originally posted by Donald Trump:

  It's having a flu.

  squeeze the sh!t out of it.
• shandower

  16 Feb 05, 08:35

  Dip it in some cough syrup.
• FireIce

  16 Feb 05, 08:53

  soak it in curry for 7-7-49 days
• NeonTetra

  16 Feb 05, 09:02

  autoclave it