The top ten reasons why I masturbate
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The top ten reasons why I masturbate:
1. It feels good
Nothing feels better than busting a nut after a hard dayÂ’s work. When it cums right down to it, masturbation feels great.
2. ItÂ’s safer than real sex
With all of the STDs floating around today, who wants to take the chance. The only thing that might happen from masturbation is a rash, and thatÂ’s only if you run out of St. Ives.
3. It helps you to improve your visualization skills
They say that if you want to achieve something, you have to visualize it first. What better way to improve visualization than to think about the girl you wish you were banging.
4. ItÂ’s healthy
If you donÂ’t empty your man pouch every so often, your juices perculate inside of you and come out in the form of anger or wreckless driving. IsnÂ’t it just easier to crank one out?
5. Its good practice
Everyone knows that if you bust a nut in 30 seconds, you will quickly gain a reputation as a minute-man, and no guy wants that. Sometimes you just have to treat yourself to a nice, 45 minute long self-massage.
6. To beat my old record.
I have been able to successfully hit the upper chest, but I have never shot myself in the forehead (with jizz) before.
7. Because IÂ’m bored
Hey, if there is nothing better to do, why not.
8. Because IÂ’m addicted
What can I say, I love sex, even if it is with myself. IÂ’ve got a monkey on my back people, and he needs to be spanked.
9. It feels good
Oh wait; I already used that one. Oh well, it deserves to be in there twice anyway.
10. To pass time. -
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11. Because you have no other choice...?Originally posted by Donald Trump:The top ten reasons why I masturbate:
1. It feels good
Nothing feels better than busting a nut after a hard dayÂ’s work. When it cums right down to it, masturbation feels great.
2. ItÂ’s safer than real sex
With all of the STDs floating around today, who wants to take the chance. The only thing that might happen from masturbation is a rash, and thatÂ’s only if you run out of St. Ives.
3. It helps you to improve your visualization skills
They say that if you want to achieve something, you have to visualize it first. What better way to improve visualization than to think about the girl you wish you were banging.
4. ItÂ’s healthy
If you donÂ’t empty your man pouch every so often, your juices perculate inside of you and come out in the form of anger or wreckless driving. IsnÂ’t it just easier to crank one out?
5. Its good practice
Everyone knows that if you bust a nut in 30 seconds, you will quickly gain a reputation as a minute-man, and no guy wants that. Sometimes you just have to treat yourself to a nice, 45 minute long self-massage.
6. To beat my old record.
I have been able to successfully hit the upper chest, but I have never shot myself in the forehead (with jizz) before.
7. Because IÂ’m bored
Hey, if there is nothing better to do, why not.
8. Because IÂ’m addicted
What can I say, I love sex, even if it is with myself. IÂ’ve got a monkey on my back people, and he needs to be spanked.
9. It feels good
Oh wait; I already used that one. Oh well, it deserves to be in there twice anyway.
10. To pass time.
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12. Becoz life feels good?
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wow.. saw a fren in the pic.... wonder how's her result.. hmmmm
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wow..I saw one pic that belongs to one of my school mates..kool..
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):wow.. saw a fren in the pic.... wonder how's her result.. hmmmm
shouldn't u 2 be worried for them? considering their photos are up here for everyone to see, with or without their consent.Originally posted by Oyster Omelette:wow..I saw one pic that belongs to one of my school mates..kool..
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errr.. they are used to it already.. not the first time they pic got posted here... and ask the fu cking mod to remove they bo chap.. so what can i say right?Originally posted by Gordonator:shouldn't u 2 be worried for them? considering their photos are up here for everyone to see, with or without their consent. 
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hv u try mast. n ejeculate everyday?
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well if u crank ur nuts too many times a day u will use up ur protiens in ur balls n ur body will hav to extract other protien source to fill up r balls which meant for muscle growth n if u dont intake any carbo ur body will also use up protiens for support so u got to wait for 1 or 2 days interval to start firing again or u will use up protiens too quickly n become a skinny ass.. well skinny asses definately masturbates alot...
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Join this group:- Masturbate For Peace
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
This person did it six times a day:
http://wankdujour.blogspot.com/2004/11/six-wanks-today.html -
You mean masturbating can help you lose weight?Originally posted by esgnem:well if u crank ur nuts too many times a day u will use up ur protiens in ur balls n ur body will hav to extract other protien source to fill up r balls which meant for muscle growth n if u dont intake any carbo ur body will also use up protiens for support so u got to wait for 1 or 2 days interval to start firing again or u will use up protiens too quickly n become a skinny ass.. well skinny asses definately masturbates alot... -
how come her forehead so high?
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She's an alien?Originally posted by CyanSupra:how come her forehead so high?
Or maybe based on rumours that you can know how big a gal's Vagina is by looking at her forehead? -
it would you good if you guys stopped ripping peoples pictures from their blogs and posting it here.
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Donald, my opinion in you remains unshaken.
You are sick. -
