Lyrics:
Dear Penis, I dun think i lyk u anymore~~
U used to watch me shave~
Now all do is stare at the floor~
Oh, Dear Penis~ I dun lyk u anymore~
Used to b~ u n me~
A towel n a dirty magazine~
That's all we needed to get by~
Now it seems things had changed~
And i think tt u're e one to blame~
Dear Penis, I dun lyk u anymore~~
Dear Rodney, I dun think i lyk u anymore~
Cos when u get to drinking~
U put me places i've nv been b4~
Dear Rodney, I dun lyk u anymore~
Y cant we juz get a grip~
On our man to hand relationship~
Come to terms of truly how we feel~
If we put our heads together~
We'll juz stay hm 4ever~
Dear Penis, I think i lyk u afterall~~
And, Oh Rodney~
While u're shavin~
Shave me balls~
