Your most embarassing moment
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thank you very much!
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had a pant splitting moment in front of my class during a skit when im sec3. was acting out a brawl then suddenly heard a zap sound and i knew that my tight pants has givn way. ran out of class immediately and everyone was puzzling if it was one of the scene. they burst into laughter after they knew about it. worse of all, had a school assembly after that, and when the discipline master asked why i was tucking out my shirt, my classmate shout across the hall "his pants has burst!"
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In my previous company, I was dating one of the secretaries. One afternoon, we felt naughty and did it in the car (in the car park one floor below). And the whole company admin department walked by (they were returning from lunch) and saw us.
It sounds funny now, but back then....it sucked big time. -
1 day i was taking the lift down to go to work. felt a phui coming n thinking the life wouldn't be stopping on the way down, decided to pang phui. feeling shiok-shiok and relaxed, imagine my horrors when the lift stopped, door opened and a lady walked in.
wah-lau, she must have regretted big-time! anyway, i was feeling very red and hot! -
Moral of the story: Never pang phui when you're alone in the lift. Only pang phui in lifts when its crowded, so that you can quickly give the person next to you with a shocked/disgusted look...Originally posted by raider109:1 day i was taking the lift down to go to work. felt a phui coming n thinking the life wouldn't be stopping on the way down, decided to pang phui. feeling shiok-shiok and relaxed, imagine my horrors when the lift stopped, door opened and a lady walked in.
wah-lau, she must have regretted big-time! anyway, i was feeling very red and hot! -
wahahaha!!!!....Originally posted by phanta5y:one day my gf came to my hse and we started making out den we were sorta grabbing each other here and there, then my father all of a sudden came home and open the door!! so paiseh!! my lips all red and love bites all over!!
den at nite he said " son i dint say anything dont mean that i approve of waht u doing, i just don wanto embarrass u, understand? " omg so paiseh!!
i can imagine that!!!...
ahahaha!!!!Originally posted by Qo|phin:
it is *jitsu*,not jutsu...
[b]I was showin my frien e msturbatin style of e new jutsu.....when his G.F walk pass, [/b]
it is a japanese word.. -
I was dancing alone on the platform, when 3 gals came and danced facing me. I was not interested so did not react to them. Then one of the gals turned and told their friends "I think he's a gay" and they walked away. WTF ...
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chance lost.Originally posted by F Takumi:I was dancing alone on the platform, when 3 gals came and danced facing me. I was not interested so did not react to them. Then one of the gals turned and told their friends "I think he's a gay" and they walked away. WTF ...
and how many guys would have dream for that. -
so what's jitsu??
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if you are referring to technic, then it should be gijutsuOriginally posted by SailorMercury:it is *jitsu*,not jutsu...
it is a japanese word.. -
how about also the word u spoke (ur fren was the one started it 2gossip boss) being
misinterpretated by the boss
when he accidentally step in ..the rest of life is hell