I got a question -- can you help?
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If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder?
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I can't help you.
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They will charge you for pidity, stupidity.Originally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder? 
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I rather the pimp kills you first before the police comes.
Then bury you with the hooker, die together since you two shiok together.
Police will investigate it and declare it as "natural death". -
sory,i cant help u on this question and the chances of this happening is very slim.
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someone got high on shrooms...Originally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder?
starting to imagine things... -
Two basic question need to be answered first:
1) State of mind: Did you want to kill her, or intend to cause grievous bodily harm to her?
2) The act: did you know of any prevailing condition(s) that might cause death or grievous bodily harm but yet continue to perform the act?
2.1) Or were you just trying to boast of your sexual prowess and performed beyond what a reasonable person will do?
a) If Q1 & Q2 are 'Yes' = murder
b) If Q1 & Q2 'No' but Q2.1 'Yes' = manslaughter
c) If Q1, Q2 & Q2.1 'No' = Innocent
Most crimes require two elements:
Men rea: state of mind &
Actus reus: the act, or omission, or state of affair
*Note: However, if after you saw her in danger, but just watch and did not do anything (eg. call ambulance), you might become liable for manslaughter even though you were innocent under c) -
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No, the chances arn't slim...Its a big fat Zero..Originally posted by Omega-broly:sory,i cant help u on this question and the chances of this happening is very slim. -
well...it has actually happened before...but the other way round...
newspaper came out...there was this customer who had too much of "uhhum"...died halfway through it...didn't recalled the prostitude getting charge though...
maybe this can be a reference to your question
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next time if any jokers from bar gets into trouble with the law, can look for artic_sgOriginally posted by arctic_sg:Two basic question need to be answered first:
1) State of mind: Did you want to kill her, or intend to cause grievous bodily harm to her?
2) The act: did you know of any prevailing condition(s) that might cause death or grievous bodily harm but yet continue to perform the act?
2.1) Or were you just trying to boast of your sexual prowess and performed beyond what a reasonable person will do?
a) If Q1 & Q2 are 'Yes' = murder
b) If Q1 & Q2 'No' but Q2.1 'Yes' = manslaughter
c) If Q1, Q2 & Q2.1 'No' = Innocent
Most crimes require two elements:
Men rea: state of mind &
Actus reus: the act, or omission, or state of affair
*Note: However, if after you saw her in danger, but just watch and did not do anything (eg. call ambulance), you might become liable for manslaughter even though you were innocent under c) -
u call tis a qns
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No but ur mum would have wished ur dad never dicked herOriginally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder? -
My Fren,Malcomn Tan will come and access the situation
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Best is call 999 n ask...for the time being, dun go geylang ok...Originally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
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you think too much la.......... unless you do special things she die cos she choke on your bodily fluids also nvm i thinkOriginally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder? -
Originally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder? 
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that will probably explains ur acciDeNtal pathetic presence...Originally posted by frosterbeer:No but ur mum would have wished ur dad never dicked her -
yes... u'll be charged with culpable homicide for stabbing her vagina with ur bloody penis...
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uh huh.
u'l get charged.
sure.
life imprisonment.
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Caramon, like i mentioned before, go fu*k yourself and your ugly little ass to bits. Cunts like u are losers and talk the utmost rubbish that is neither makes any sense or is interesting. but u are correct that u need to go geylang to screw a chick as no chick with half a brain will ever come within 10 ft of a good for nothing piece of shit like yourself.Originally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder?
Get it cuntface?? F*CK OFF!!!!!! -
i second that, caramon is a f*cking illegitimate son of a bitch!Originally posted by frosterbeer:No but ur mum would have wished ur dad never dicked her -
Yes.Originally posted by caramon:If one day I go geylang and have sex with a girl, and she too shiok and die
halfway, will the police charged me with murder?
Cos u knew your dicky was so small and the prostitute will die laughing from it. Yet u insisted on going with that small dick of yours to make the prostitute die from laughter. Thus, you are charged with murder for making the prostitute too shiok dying from laughter at your ridiculously small prick. As you have the intent to show your ridiculously small dick, and is consciously aware of the effects. -
I think we should start an anti-caramon campain....if one were to check, one would find that this motherf*cker has started a lot of similiar threads before.Originally posted by Nelstar:Yes.
Cos u knew your dicky was so small and the prostitute will die laughing from it. Yet u insisted on going with that small dick of yours to make the prostitute die from laughter. Thus, you are charged with murder for making the prostitute too shiok dying from laughter at your ridiculously small prick. As you have the intent to show your ridiculously small dick, and is consciously aware of the effects.
what do u bro's out there think? Justified??