Guys, dun need treat ur xiao didi so good
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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Yours truly,
Penis -
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management -
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After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!
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you forgot...Originally posted by Steph84:I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Yours truly,
Penis
Your best friends and neighbours are nuts.
Your owner often chokes you and shakes you till you throw up.
You get suffocated in a rubber balloon and THEN plunged into dark tunnels repeatedly, again until you throw up. -
Originally posted by Bloop...:you forgot...
Your best friends and neighbours are nuts.
Your owner often chokes you and shakes you till you throw up.
You get suffocated in a rubber balloon and THEN plunged into dark tunnels repeatedly, again until you throw up. -
ROTFLMAO
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Somemore to add.....
My neighbour is an ASSHOLE -
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LOL> LMAO> ROFL
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Do you realise that there are actually some forummers here with nicks like "I_am_penis" and equivalent? Wonder where they are.....haha....
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nvr expect u to b so naughty my dear -
so many things u dunno yetOriginally posted by RaTtY81:
nvr expect u to b so naughty my dear 
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so will u treat my xiao didi nice anot?Originally posted by Steph84:so many things u dunno yet 
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Lets just say i have no desire to meet him...Originally posted by RaTtY81:so will u treat my xiao didi nice anot? 
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Originally posted by Steph84:Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management -
Originally posted by Steph84:Lets just say i have no desire to meet him...
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u may b stunned by it u noeOriginally posted by Steph84:Lets just say i have no desire to meet him... -
now exam time. cannot have any traumatic experiences...Originally posted by RaTtY81:u may b stunned by it u noe -
wun b traumatic
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finally a decent funny thread in bar.
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glad i brought joy, peace & laughterOriginally posted by Gordonator:finally a decent funny thread in bar. -
+1Originally posted by Steph84:Lets just say i have no desire to meet him... -