the tool shrinkOriginally posted by Jonny5:lol
you can fantasies!!!!!!!!!
the other story you gave you said you got 15" tool now 12?
yeh keep dreaming white boy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you have a very good imagination mate, next time while telling a story go tell it to the kindergarten students, its a well know fact that the size a bloke states for his penis is alway 1/3 bigger than it really is, that is up until they say it is over 9 inches, if you say over 9 then research shows it most likely to be less than half thatOriginally posted by sexiest_stud_in_world:last nite one ger (age unknown but of course a cheena) kept eyeing me in this mall (i wont name) then she come up to me say she need help bery urgent...
she so surprised 2 see a man penis longer than 12 inches but i assured her while massaging her
i thought of giving F sia...Originally posted by crazy monkey:D- lousy story![]()
Originally posted by sexiest_stud_in_world:ch*nk**s, can read or not?
she so surprised 2 see a man penis longer than 12 inches but i assured her while massaging her teeny tiny boobs that if her cunt got more space her boobs larger n more juicy my d.i.c.k. can b use to break brick walls (like sledgehammers) after it become fully erect...only bcoz her p.u.ssy so tiny tight n her eyes so slanty my p.e.n.i.s. can reach 15.8 inches....if she got ass like jennifer lopez, eyes like aishwarya rai, breasts like.....u noe i can try breaking the 18 inch barrier....where no man has gone before...![]()
Get your math right son.Originally posted by iamsuper:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you have a very good imagination mate, next time while telling a story go tell it to the kindergarten students, its a well know fact that the size a bloke states for his penis is alway 1/3 bigger than it really is, that is up until they say it is over 9 inches, if you say over 9 then research shows it most likely to be less than half that
The reason, your so imbaressed by your size you have to make up story to try and convince yourself your bigger than you really are
Get help son
Thanks. Does it mean my previous story was top notch?Originally posted by crazy monkey:D- lousy story![]()
u mean that monkey story?? oops, not story...mankey fantazising!!!Originally posted by sexiest_stud_in_world:Thanks. Does it mean my previous story was top notch?![]()
Originally posted by chonsou:hahahahahaha!!!! some sad kids trying to tell people how SAD he is!!!
no monkey business please!Originally posted by sexiest_stud_in_world:![]()
Oooh my sympathy....why you so sad? U ger or guy?
If ger then I can drive all your sadness away? U wan 2 noe more?![]()