Originally posted by MRMUSICPRODUCER:
she is probably some ulgy fat biach who cant find any1 2 f her, tats why she needs 2 hide behind the phone.
actually, thats only half the reason. The other half would be because caramon's also ugly as Fuck and the dumbest village the world has seen to boot. Thats why she wants him behind the phone as well. Of course we would have to 1st consider if she wasn't just a fragment of the village idiot's imagination, and IF she was real, how she ever expected that the village idiot caramon to know how to work a phone is a question that must be asked.
