*Warning,this is meant to be a joke. Hope no one is offended.
7 wise men made up their minds to build a pus_sy of their own design.
The first was a carpenter,full of wit,with a hammer n chisel,he made a slit.
The second a blacksmith,black as coal,with an anvil n sledge,he made the hole.
The third,a rich tailor,tall n thin,with a piece of red ribbon,he lined it within.
The fourth,a furrier,big n stout,with the skin of a bear,he lined it without.
The fifth,a fisherman,old n bent,with a rotten herring,he gave it a Scent.
The sixth,a preacher,with a B.A. degree,Patted it,n Felt it,and said it would Pee.
The seventh,a Rabbi,a Mean Little Runt,Blessed it,and fcuked it,and called it a Cunt