if ur going to have sex later,:
1) trim ur pubic hair if its thick and messy. using a shaver cut off those hairs growing on your dick shaft and balls and anus. yes your ass hole has disgusting hairs.
2) use minty toothpaste and mouthwash.
3) dont put so much damm gel, or girls wont relish the thought of putting their fingers in ur hair.
4) cut your ahqua fingernails n toenails until 3 mm of white.
5) hugo boss original fragrance is nice. but dont spray more than once on torso once on back of neck.
6) bathe before you leave the house or at least before sex if you have any bad smell anywhere. including your armpits.
7) dress nicer than your ugly plain t shirts with no texture or design. quicksilver is a nice brand.
if you have disgusting red pimples, do sleep earlier, drink more water, use facial cleansers day and night, or you could use Clarin's anti-blemish cream ($25 bought from department stores) to cover up and the red spots will dissapear.
i just feel like adding i kinda dislike girls who:
1) dont offer you money when you buy 2 movie tickets or w/e
2) have very short hair
3) have vaginas with a bad smell or a lot of hair. some girls are odourless
4) always wear t shirt n jeans. (those who know they are not pretty and have less self confidence)
5) have very bad attitute and excessive vulgarity / quarrelsome / will start quarreling and show their unhappiness / unhappy on the same issue for many days / will expect things from you / expect you to pay for random stuff / scold you and blame you / their online nicks are "princess _" and they behave like one
6) IMPORTANT: sPeLl eVeRy sInGle wOrD WrOnGlY and with extra letters, example "PLSS DUNCH BREAKK MOI.. SHO IIN LURFE/LURBE/LUB WIF EUU" WTF this doesnt make you sound more intelligent or legible. typing in short form or abbreviations is ok, but this wastes your time thinking of how to spell every word WRONGLY + with extra letters + lurbe or lub is a disgusting replacement for love + waste your time alternating between upper and lower case. maybe act cute typical bad english teen girl.
7) too paiseh in public to do spontenous stuff
always talking bad about others and backstabbing when with their group
9) those who are made jaded by too many guys, unbelieving and untrusting.
im thankful i have a gf for a year with none of the above traits, and the most perfect good natured disposition and personality.
