How to get laid in a day--or in a month

• labordei

  14 Jun 05, 18:37

  Hi! I'm a writer for one of the local men's magazine here and I'm writing something on How To Get Laid In A Day--Or In A Month. Looking for guys with (real) stories to tell about getting laid, or maybe real tips that work. Not just picking up prostitutes but women at bars or new girlfriends. Can be confidential if you want. Private email also can. Thanks!
• shade343

  14 Jun 05, 18:46

  How much are you going to pay?
• dibilo

  14 Jun 05, 19:03

  for which magazine, may i ask?
  
  if plp post here liao, who would want to read those stuff u write in the mag.. they might as well come here to read for free.
  
  and can u imagine ur boss's reaction when he finds out that u are actually plagiarising from forums?
• charlize

  14 Jun 05, 19:05

  Ok, admit it.
  
  You want the info for yourself.
  
  Local men's magazine?
  
  Pffftttt.
• dibilo

  14 Jun 05, 19:22

  Originally posted by charlize:

  Ok, admit it.
  
  You want the info for yourself.
  
  Local men's magazine?
  
  Pffftttt.

  hahaha alamakz u spoilt the fun... i wanted to see how he answer my questions.
• dcx

  14 Jun 05, 19:49

  Originally posted by labordei:

  Hi! I'm a writer for one of the local men's magazine here and I'm writing something on How To Get Laid In A Day--Or In A Month. Looking for guys with (real) stories to tell about getting laid, or maybe real tips that work. Not just picking up prostitutes but women at bars or new girlfriends. Can be confidential if you want. Private email also can. Thanks!

  I've been laid......
• Kenneth Tan Jian Wei

  14 Jun 05, 23:40

  You registered just to post this?
  
  
• coffeeortea

  15 Jun 05, 04:47

  you can try getting close to your mother.. and pretending to be your father at night.. when everythings dark etc.. you can also try cheating on your brother in law.. incest is not rare nowadays.. or you can even try having intercourse with your animals.. you can even do all in one day!!..
• shandower

  15 Jun 05, 08:39

  Pay money and get a GRO to lie down with you.
• EightTales

  15 Jun 05, 10:04

  LoL...too many questions..he ran away liaox....
• MRMUSICPRODUCER

  15 Jun 05, 10:54

  local mother f u c k er!!! KNNBCCB!!! u obviously 1 tat info 4 yourself!!! even if u r a writer, u r a lousy writer!!! have the cheek 2 copy our info & make it yours!!! wat kind of writer r u!!!
• labordei

  15 Jun 05, 10:59

  hi. nope, didn't run away. to answer you questions:
  
  shade343: it's voluntary, so no pay.
  
  dibilo: reading forums is different from reading a magazine. besides, i'm compiling--and not all go to forums. and i'm not plagiarising from the forums. i'm just asking around for contacts--isn't that what forums are for? to get to know people and share views?
  
  charlize: well, i AM doing it for a magazine. but since I'm the one writing it, yes, in a way it's also for me, right?
  
  kenneth: i've been reading sgforums for a lot of stuff for a couple of months now, interesting to know what people thing about different stuff. but decided might as well register.
  
  and fyi, i've privately emailed a couple of people for a previous article i've done and i've had some responses. its just this time, wanted to see if posting helps.
  
  
• Ito_^

  15 Jun 05, 11:02

  Originally posted by labordei:

  hi. nope, didn't run away. to answer you questions:
  
  shade343: it's voluntary, so no pay.
  
  dibilo: reading forums is different from reading a magazine. besides, i'm compiling--and not all go to forums. and i'm not plagiarising from the forums. i'm just asking around for contacts--isn't that what forums are for? to get to know people and share views?
  
  charlize: well, i AM doing it for a magazine. but since I'm the one writing it, yes, in a way it's also for me, right?
  
  kenneth: i've been reading sgforums for a lot of stuff for a couple of months now, interesting to know what people thing about different stuff. but decided might as well register.
  
  and fyi, i've privately emailed a couple of people for a previous article i've done and i've had some responses. its just this time, wanted to see if posting helps.
  
  

  beware of trolls. big. ugly. fat. horny. trolls.
• labordei

  15 Jun 05, 11:02

  oh, forgot one last reply:
  
  mrmusicproducer, i'm not COPYING. if i had wanted to copy, i'd just post the question without saying it's for a magazine AND THEN PLAGIARISE. I want to get quotes from REAL PEOPLE and i'm responsible enough to QUOTE people.
• shade343

  15 Jun 05, 11:05

  No Pay No Talk.
• mistyblue

  15 Jun 05, 11:16

  Here's a free info:
  
  Go to chicken farm, buy live chicken, put chicken on head.
  Hope the chicken think your head is a big egg.
  
  There, you're laid.
  just hope you don't get the bird flu..
  
  
• ditzy

  15 Jun 05, 11:19

  Climb up a chicken's a$$ and wait.
• bratpig

  15 Jun 05, 11:22

  i tot only girls get laid
• Axelheat755

  15 Jun 05, 11:25

  Originally posted by dcx:

  I've been laid......

  laid off from work u mean
• Axelheat755

  15 Jun 05, 11:28

  Originally posted by bratpig:

  i tot only girls get laid

  errr... american figure of speech
  
  get laid means have sex...
• bratpig

  15 Jun 05, 11:31

  Originally posted by Axelheat755:

  errr... american figure of speech
  
  get laid means have sex...

  10q
  
  i was gonna ask....i tot only chickens get laid
• Devil1976

  15 Jun 05, 12:26

  Originally posted by labordei:

  Hi! I'm a writer for one of the local men's magazine here and I'm writing something on How To Get Laid In A Day--Or In A Month. Looking for guys with (real) stories to tell about getting laid, or maybe real tips that work. Not just picking up prostitutes but women at bars or new girlfriends. Can be confidential if you want. Private email also can. Thanks!

  
• Devil1976

  15 Jun 05, 12:28

  -DP-
• coffeeortea

  15 Jun 05, 15:18

  i already gave you such good advice.. what more can you ask for
• elindra

  15 Jun 05, 15:21

  Do you want tips on "How to get laid....off"