My Wonderful Girlfriend (a story my friend sent me)
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>>>I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
> > >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
> > >only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger
> >sister.
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> > >My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
> > >mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down
> > >when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
> >
> > >private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
> >near anyone else.
> > >
> > >One day the "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
> > >the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
> > >whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
> > >couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
> > >once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I
> > >was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> > >
> > >She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
> > >wild fling, just come up and get me."
> > >
> > >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> > >When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
> >
> > >the stairs at me.
> > >
> > >I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
> > >the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
> > >
> > >Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> > >clapping!
> > >
> > >With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> > >very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
> > >better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
> > >
> > >
> > >And the moral of this story is:-
> > >
> > >Always keep your condoms in your car!
i had a great laugh after reading it. nice story, great moral *lol* -
LOL, very good story
men... 
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haha...
interesting story...
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haha yup veri interesting haha.....
I hear this joke b4... but the ending is like... my father-in-law hugged and said i pass the test ...
I was sobbing... crying loudly.... not for joy... but i was trying to get my condom in the car and back to the room..... -
R u the sweetevil in maplestory as well?? coz i remember maplestory got a sweetevil ....
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Yes.. I am.. Erm.. Who are you?
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Er.. no la.. i just a nobody in maple that time.. nickname also koshboi..Originally posted by sweetevil:Yes.. I am.. Erm.. Who are you?
anyway quit maple le.. coz keep lagging till i quite pissed and a lot of childish players around.. so... haha..
Just suddenly feel yr nick is so familiar.. think i saw it in maple forum or game so ask ask -
yea i read the version with a slightly different ending.nice joke.
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If no car,how?
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mi got no car how?
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go mama shop buy lohz.Originally posted by CannyOng:If no car,how? -
no car stay at home PCC lor...
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haha
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LMAO!
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old story
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*********Applause*********
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>>> The apparent origin >>>
Apparently, from a real letter to the UK Sun newspaper and pretty funny:
Dear Deidre,
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to
her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond
what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and
trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said
that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she
wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her
bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal
with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was good kid
and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated
me on passing their little test.
Deidre, should I tell my fiancee what her parents
did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
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kakakakakaOriginally posted by suckthumb.com:no car stay at home PCC lor...