How to make Penis erect faster??

• stormie

  8 Aug 05, 09:46

  So how
  
  any effective ways besides viagara and chun yao??
• shade343

  8 Aug 05, 09:47

  try rubbing it with a chainsaw.
• Mao x 2

  8 Aug 05, 09:47

  Originally posted by stormie:

  So how
  
  any effective ways besides viagara and chun yao??

  Apply Axe Brand Medicated Oil onto it..
• ditzy

  8 Aug 05, 09:48

  You need a boost controller, Garage-R should have stock of some good ones from apexi.
• coffeeortea

  8 Aug 05, 09:52

  get an anvil, secure it tightly to your Penis and throw it out of the window from the 10th floor
• FireIce

  8 Aug 05, 10:25

  dip it in boiling water
• HappyGuy77

  8 Aug 05, 12:10

  get ur gf to blow it
• OH-FF

  8 Aug 05, 12:13

  There's a special place my girlfriend would tease me to get what she wants.
  
  And there's a special place on her i would kiss to get her turned on.
• tut4nkh4m3n

  8 Aug 05, 12:19

  soak it in a pail of water, osmosis will make it hard and stiff.
• suckthumb.com

  8 Aug 05, 13:28

  Originally posted by stormie:

  So how
  
  any effective ways besides viagara and chun yao??

  change gal untill you find one that makes it erect fast enough
• Zoom X2

  8 Aug 05, 14:05

  use rubber band to shoot it until red n big
• borntolive

  8 Aug 05, 14:20

  put it in a centrifuge machine at max rpm/speed..
• exustar

  9 Aug 05, 03:44

  cut it off and sew it back again .
• HENG@

  9 Aug 05, 03:50

  preserve it in a permanently erected state. like those dead stuffed animals u know? find a good taxdermist.
• stellazio

  9 Aug 05, 03:53

  Before you have sex,think about sex.
• NDU

  9 Aug 05, 08:34

  try to take more banana
• shandower

  9 Aug 05, 08:39

  Exercise more often!
• zichuan

  9 Aug 05, 08:50

  masturbate more
• Honeybunz

  9 Aug 05, 09:13

  wack it till it swells
• kentheman

  9 Aug 05, 12:04

  slam the door on it...big n red...ur gf sure likes it
• ipjh79

  9 Aug 05, 23:48

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  dip it in boiling water

  i tot is curry?and u must chant something right?
• freedom4ever

  9 Aug 05, 23:57

  dip it in hot cooking oil.
• dmuse

  10 Aug 05, 20:57

  Try this:
  
  Under a full bladder, anything warm that comes in contact with your little brother, will make it rise to the occassion. Not just that, your erection will be longer and harder, and your orgasmic experience is out of this world.
• XsIcSiCsIcX

  10 Aug 05, 21:46

  Originally posted by freedom4ever:

  dip it in hot cooking oil.

  goreng pisang?
• singaporepoolsgmail

  11 Aug 05, 04:13

  Spit on ur bloody hand and rub ur saliva on ur penis. For a dickhead like you, im sure it will become hard fast.