Husband Mart
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A store called Husband-Mart, which sells husbands, had just opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men.
Comprising 6 floors, the men were placed such that they increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends each floor.
There was, however, a catch.
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
So this woman goes to Husband-Mart to look for a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me!
But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are Visitor No. 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that you are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day!
Wonder how many of us really know what we want and need in life? -
good one!
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Desire give Sin lor, so get off the Ferris wheel and involves "Nirvana" lor.
Meaning:
C me and luv me lor......no need to go choose choose lor. -
Then a trap door opens beneath her, and she falls down to a basement where all the staff of Husband Mart have their office and housing (complete with bedrooms).
All of the administration staff have very dissapointing love life/marriages, and the company has a strict 'No-Affairs-Between-Employees' policy. They aren't allowed to leave the building AT ALL. All of them are male.
The customers who go up to the 6th floor must stay in the basement for 1 entire month...
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Saw this email circulating a few years ago..
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this is a gd one..
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this is cool.. pple always want more and more.. hhaha..
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Give them an inch and they want a kilometre.
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Posted a zillion times.
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I will stop at level 4.
Romantic guys tend to have affairs outside. -
But they won't wanna play with you either...Originally posted by Honeybunz:I will stop at level 4.
Romantic guys tend to have affairs outside.
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r u sure u will onli stop @ 4 if u r e lady in e stories.....Originally posted by Honeybunz:I will stop at level 4.
Romantic guys tend to have affairs outside.
human r nvr fulfilling... so they alway go 4 best thing but they dunno wat suit them haf aready pass them...it was so sad
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Second floor is good enugh for me...
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guess human will never be satisfied?
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Me too..Originally posted by a_splash:Second floor is good enugh for me...
2nd floor is enough for me..
I just need him to be simple, with job, love kids and of cos love me a great deal..
I don't need him to be handsome nor rich.. Just enough for me n my kids to feel love and taken care
