KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross
roads.
RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.
KARAM SINGH VALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat,
kelihatan
ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan,
mereka bukan
sahaja melintas jalan malah
membuang
najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah
pencemaran
yang paling hebat di maya pada masa
ini.
Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah
mengambil
inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agar
menahan
najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian
saya sudahi
dengan.........
Ayam di jalan di lintaskan
Ayam di reban mati tak makan
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I
repeat,
the chicken did NOT cross the road.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the
road
safely they not only
need one driver to access the server
farm if not
they will hang in
the middle of the road.
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I
mean, why
doesn't anyone ever think
to ask, "What the heck was this chicken
doing
walking around all over the place,
anyway?"
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken
Office
2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your
important documents,
and unbalance your checkbook
MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-
nama'
chicken-chicken bisnes....the foreign
powers
should stop
intervening in our domestic affairs and
just
leave our chickens alone..... if they
want to...'apa nama' cross the
road, they should be allowed to cross
the road .. Malaysia is a
democratic country,we let our chickens
do whatever they want
to do.... as long as they don't threaten
the Malay unity and try to
topple the government...
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja..
.jangan
percaya khabar - khabar angin ini
semua...biasalah ini adalah
taktik pembangkang
untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan
ayam - ayam
semua...jangan percaya..jangan
percaya....
SAMY VELLU :
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali,
kita sude
bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti
guna
jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun
kalu itu ayam mau pigi
jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga,
saya bolley
buat lebbey banyak toll........
BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't
remember...
