Pick Up Lines....
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Oh, is that the latest perfume? I've never smell it before... can I have a sniff? Please? Please?
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i pick u up lar.. u prefer chopsticks or tongs? or bare hands??Originally posted by juz_A_gal:no one pick me up before.... blech....
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Adapted from Dumb and Dumberer (Episode 1)
Jim Carrey : What are the chances that a girl like me and a guy like you would end up together?
Girl : Uhhh.. haha... 1 in a million
Jim Carrey : Oh, uh.... ahh... that's awesome!!! You would pick me only out of a million?
Girl : He's REALLY DUMB!!! -
erm... Is it hot in here or is it you?Originally posted by juz_A_gal:no one pick me up before.... blech....
Ok, now someone has picked you up before... -
Go check out this link and see how a kid propose to all the ladies out there in college. Pretty cool I think, this kid got guts and that is all that matters =P
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I am America and you are Colombia, Explore me~!
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aiyo.. later the girl think u some bo tak chek eh lang....Originally posted by stellazio:Siao eh,le eh cb kiam kan leh?
like hokkien peng like tat, open mouth all vulgarities. Then she start to tink wat ur qualification level... highest is K1 or k2 only ar ???? -
tis thread is damn farnie...keep it up guys...here's one chop chop one from me...
"Hi, I'm xxx"....stretch out ur hand...n n when she reaches out to shake ur hand...u hold her hand n plant a light kiss on the back of the hand...n the conversation will jus start from there...
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you need no pickup lines if you have a penis that's even around 12 inches long. i, with a d!ck longer than 10 inches at its unexcited state, face a band of girls willing to..... forget it...
you guys don't even have a 3 inch penis. carry on with your pick up lines conversation -
Adapted from the movie Dodgeball (Ben Stiller), one of the scene quite likely to prove your point, but then again, it seemed that the girl kinda freaked out...Originally posted by sexieststudinworld:you need no pickup lines if you have a penis that's even around 12 inches long. i, with a d!ck longer than 10 inches at its unexcited state, face a band of girls willing to..... forget it...
you guys don't even have a 3 inch penis. carry on with your pick up lines conversation -
Btw, even if you do have a 'foot long', I was wondering how do you kick off the introduction?Originally posted by sexieststudinworld:you need no pickup lines if you have a penis that's even around 12 inches long. i, with a d!ck longer than 10 inches at its unexcited state, face a band of girls willing to..... forget it...
you guys don't even have a 3 inch penis. carry on with your pick up lines conversation -
Holds cloth with choloroform in other hand.
"Hi... say, does this smell like choloroform to you?"