i got a prob
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hi ppl. i m facing a prob which is worrying me. i tried doing it with my gf but i face some difficuities. got her really wet, put on condom, then i lifted apart her legs. tried to put mime into hers but cant. i tried holding mine using my hand n aim for the hole, no matter what, still cant really get in. in the end, i was just rubbing mine outside hers. argh, stressing me up. advices pls...
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u joined just to say this?....u should go to a doctor instead...dumb...
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You've got serious problem... you might wana try wif her dog first...
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What you are suffering is from hole-in-one phobia...
Try to play more golf to sharpen your hole-in-one skills -
ur condom is ur underwear?? u still had ur underwear on?Originally posted by huttt:hi ppl. i m facing a prob which is worrying me. i tried doing it with my gf but i face some difficuities. got her really wet, put on condom, then i lifted apart her legs. tried to put mime into hers but cant. i tried holding mine using my hand n aim for the hole, no matter what, still cant really get in. in the end, i was just rubbing mine outside hers. argh, stressing me up. advices pls... -
you are a JC student and now u are asking abt such thing?
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aiyoh.. u all dun luff at him ler larr.. hmm.. practice makes perfect?? try it more often. u sure u gort e correct whole?
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Originally posted by xlinngx:aiyoh.. u all dun luff at him ler larr.. hmm.. practice makes perfect?? try it more often. u sure u gort e correct whole? think its the right hole but just can't get the manhood in.. most prob coz the gal is a virgin or he juz dunno that a slight push can get it in. Or he is facing prob as its his first time? Cum cum... jiejie teach you... juz pay a minimal fees and I can lead you on
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Hmm...sounds like she may be suffering from vagismus - e vagina muscles are shut too tight to allow penetration. Advisible to consult a dr
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Whenever things get bored, there is always the time for conversation!! =POriginally posted by huttt:hi ppl. i m facing a prob which is worrying me. i tried doing it with my gf but i face some difficuities. got her really wet, put on condom, then i lifted apart her legs. tried to put mime into hers but cant. i tried holding mine using my hand n aim for the hole, no matter what, still cant really get in. in the end, i was just rubbing mine outside hers. argh, stressing me up. advices pls...
BB = Boy Boy; GG = Girl Girl
GG: Emmm.... gimme your dick, I so wan it now in my puddytat, please?
BB: Hahaha!! Who's the king of the world? Who's the man? WHO? Say my name biatch!!
GG: Emm... you you!! YES you! My darling YOU!!!
BB: You're GD rite it's me, now, let me see... top hole small small, middle hole largest, lower hole tight... 1, 2, 3... yeah, that's the middle one... ok ready!!
GG: *Perplexed look* Don't make me wait!! I'm all wet d!
BB: Ok ok, hmm... eh inside dark dark and wet wet... ewww... *sniff* smelly somemore, eh, after my dick dirty lar... How?
GG: FARK YOU LAR!! You wanna fark me or not?!
BB: I wan, but after my brother dirty mah
GG: Can wash mar!!
BB: Ahh.. eww... *closes eye and put his instrument nearer* Eh, cannot go in lar...
GG: Crosses her leg across BB's back and push him nearer... Like that can ar!!
BB: *Reflexes pulled him backwards after being pushed towards the hole... eh I cannot lar I cannot lar... I scared lar... after inside dunno got wat, i heard my mother say if I put in dirty ar got bacteria will crawl up my brother...
GG: Pissed off!! FARK YOU LAR!! KNS!!
BB: Sorry lar...
GG: Li mang ka gua Sony ka National ar! Ki si lar!!!
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See doctor for better advice..
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wtf?Originally posted by huttt:hi ppl. i m facing a prob which is worrying me. i tried doing it with my gf but i face some difficuities. got her really wet, put on condom, then i lifted apart her legs. tried to put mime into hers but cant. i tried holding mine using my hand n aim for the hole, no matter what, still cant really get in. in the end, i was just rubbing mine outside hers. argh, stressing me up. advices pls...
are you even married or engaged? wtf is there to be so stressed about? will die issit?
sounds like its the first time for both of you.. are you in sec sch/JC or something?
don't be a bastard and ruin someone else future.. its cos of fcuktards like you that now practically 90% of girls are 'second hand' goods already
cheap fcukers.... literally -
Are you nervous? If it is your first time or her first time you both may just be nervous and it may not be either one of you entirely that can take the blame. Relax, watch a porno video for some other more comfortable ways to have sex and try them. Just make sure your both really in an intimate mood and are relaxed. It sounds as if you are a bit nervous or overly anxious. Practice on a sex toy if you can. Either way good luck.
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Definately sounds like he's too nervous. Relax d00d.
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u sure u are a guy ? u might be a gal.. trying to have lesbo sex ? Rubbing each other's c**t ?
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I cannot seem to grasp and fully understand what u are trying to say. I am just so.. appalled by your.. mmm.. i also dun know how to say this man...
there are few reasons. 1 is that ur brudda down there is just too small.. or soft to have any effect in penetration. Or u are a chick with a soft rubber strap on. Or like they say.. u still got ur underwear on n shiet like that.. -
i think u jus cant stand. c a doc.
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Dick too short ? Can't reach in ?
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bro.. try to relax her.. finger her a bit more..dun rush into it.. enjoy the process leading to it..
and drop the rubber.. tis the first time wif her...make it speacial.. -
you forgot to say the magical password.
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what magical password????Originally posted by mochou:you forgot to say the magical password. -
first time get baby is very specialOriginally posted by sinner69:bro.. try to relax her.. finger her a bit more..dun rush into it.. enjoy the process leading to it..
and drop the rubber.. tis the first time wif her...make it speacial.. -
u mean u dunno???Originally posted by cookiejos:what magical password????
ali baba story u hear b4??
the magical password is
"open sesame" -
Originally posted by wendy81: think its the right hole but just can't get the manhood in.. most prob coz the gal is a virgin or he juz dunno that a slight push can get it in. Or he is facing prob as its his first time? Cum cum... jiejie teach you... juz pay a minimal fees and I can lead you on i can pay more then minimal fee if you can lead me on
but you'll probably need to send me your pic 1st... dun blame me... just couldn't pass on, on such a toh kan sentence... -
Wow.. 1st customers?