How to tell penis size using sound and sight

• chronicles

  1 Oct 05, 21:43

  Sound:
  
  Very loud or moderately loud indicates a small penis, the louder it is the smaller the penis is because that guy has more foreskin if his penis is smaller which messes up the urine flow creating uneven passageway resulting in loud noises.
  
  Smooth sound indicates a moderately sized penis or a large one cause the guy has less foreskin so the foreskin wont messed up the urine passageway.
  
  Sight:
  
  Urine splatter all over- small penis because of more foreskin and smaller penis harder to hold and control
  
  Some urine splatter-Medium sized penis
  
  No urine splatter-Huge large penis
  
• CX

  1 Oct 05, 22:38

  hmmm... entirely based on assumption about fore-skin?
  
  what about guys who are circumcised?
• newmanmback

  2 Oct 05, 00:34

  i am more concerned about how large a wallet i have or i should get
• shade343

  2 Oct 05, 00:38

  I believe you are a guy right? And you are interested in this matter?
• chronicles

  2 Oct 05, 20:03

  Originally posted by CX:

  hmmm... entirely based on assumption about fore-skin?
  
  what about guys who are circumcised?

  Then use guideline 2 which uses sight.
• shandower

  3 Oct 05, 08:43

  
• xVincentx

  3 Oct 05, 19:04

  this reminds me of xiaxue power hand method... to judge a *ahem*
  
  and oh ya... it has to be in the gent to listen to the sound right ? hmmm...
  
  -1
  
  it's for gays only. stright here =(