I did this to my ex gf
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wtf.. dude.. do u noe tt after a few hours.. no probably 1 or 2, the sperms in semen will all die and the cum will be f ucking smelly??? and after soem time the cum will turn from white to transperant. i mean like.. ur a guy and u dunno??? wtfOriginally posted by Arse-Fuck-First:I prepared it for 2 years....2 furcking years@#...I masturbated everyday and saved a bucket of cum....real cum in my fridge..and the day came...
I asked my gf if che can do it...she agreed...I dipped her whole head into the bucket of cum.....
wait.. no wonder its ur ex gf -
lols.. who noes.. one day someone might invent a cum pump.. juz like breast pump.. lols..!Originally posted by Monsterz:after she dip her head into the cum, did u manage to drink up d whole bucket of ur own cum? Or perhaps u ought to invest in some kinda pump machine, tat can suck up those cum from the bucket, tune the machine to the max power, then stuff the hose up ur arse, finally turn the POWER switch on...
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+1? wat it mean leh? can tell me or not? can not lah? why ah? got no brains only eat balls one issit??
f.uckin.g chr!st, how the hell do you communicate using that sh!tty language called singlish. -
U can donate 2 sperm bank, but im doubtful any ladies would wan em
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LOL.. its sound like a JOKE..haha..LAME.... i think ur cum Chao SNG.. i dun think she see liao also SIAN DIAO...
WELL DONE LAMER ! YOU make All Laugh ! -
Hah, that's a bs story the sperm would have froze/evaporated over time. Oso wouldn't someone in your house ask what the hell that crap is in the freezer? But it was a funny story, lah. -
biohazard
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Spem decomposes liaoz.
DID you study BIOLOGY? Sperms can only survive for at most 2 weeks. -
oh my god..... u r such a sicko men... i pity ur gf... u muz n crazy to do tat to ur love ones... PoOoOOoOOOoiiiiii
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The hilarity continues!
