What do you do when your penis itchy and you r in public ?
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LMAO
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i put hands inside pocket..act as if reaching for key/coins.. den scratch2.
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report police..
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whyOriginally posted by monoslayer:report police..
not illegal to steal a tug on the younger brother what -
Originally posted by dragg:take out and scratch.
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Q.What do you do when your penis itchy and you r in public ?Originally posted by Ferguson:how?
A.look for the nearest friendly neighbourhood fl. -
lean my head back, arch my back, slightly part my lips, point my toes down, and moan loudly while i scratch like nobody's business because they will all think i'm masturbating.
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waaahhh so pro....Originally posted by gryfadion:lean my head back, arch my back, slightly part my lips, point my toes down, and moan loudly while i scratch like nobody's business because they will all think i'm masturbating.
ppl think you're porn freak ar
they call mata for sexual harrasment... -
mine method is still the best lar
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apply mopiko?
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I'll open my shorts and masturbate!!!!
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Say "excuse me" and then start easing the itch lo.
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SHOUT OUT LOUD!!
I buay tahan d, my pen is very itchy!!
Then start scratching like nobody's business, after that run as fast as you can away from that place
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Originally posted by seercraft:
fl or fi
Q.What do you do when your penis itchy and you r in public ?
A.look for the nearest friendly neighbourhood [b]fl.[/b] -
Originally posted by mrsmall:fl or fi
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ask helpful people to scratch for you.
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best solution!!!!
1)pull down pant
2)scratch till song
3)pull pant back up -
Please do NOT try this....Originally posted by renorenal:SHOUT OUT LOUD!!
I buay tahan d, my pen is very itchy!!
Then start scratching like nobody's business, after that run as fast as you can away from that place
*A man is in a shopping mall..all of a sudden, he feels the itch and is unable to scratch it..he bears with it and face breaks out in a desperate expression*
*looks around...notices a man who has the same expression.. he walks up to him*
A: "eh brother.....you also ah?"
B: "what?
A: ".....that one la...u know.... " *looks down"
B: "......ya...u also arh? "
A: "ya lah... very itchy...cannot tahan how? "
B: "I also cannot tahan...scratch already very paiseh...die la.. how? "
A: "I tell u what...we both scratch den won't be so paiseh"
B: "huh....lidat arh....ok loh"
*both man takes out and scratches like nobody's business...Shoppers is in huge shock upon noticing such a incident...Both men leaves the mall after doing their "business"* -
japan ar?Originally posted by StarPuppy:Please do NOT try this....
*A man is in a shopping mall..all of a sudden, he feels the itch and is unable to scratch it..he bears with it and face breaks out in a desperate expression*
*looks around...notices a man who has the same expression.. he walks up to him*
A: "eh brother.....you also ah?"
B: "what?
A: ".....that one la...u know.... " *looks down"
B: "......ya...u also arh? "
A: "ya lah... very itchy...cannot tahan how? "
B: "I also cannot tahan...scratch already very paiseh...die la.. how? "
A: "I tell u what...we both scratch den won't be so paiseh"
B: "huh....lidat arh....ok loh"
*both man takes out and scratches like nobody's business...Shoppers is in huge shock upon noticing such a incident...Both men leaves the mall after doing their "business"* -
no la...a idea i i have just thought up upon renorenal replyOriginally posted by dragg:japan ar? -
well i dun even haf a penis!
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do you have more than one pen?
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Say I want to show you some magic trick but you need to help me scratch that part first or else cannot work...
It works for the old to the young! By saying that scratching that part, money will grow from there....
Later bring them home to water and ha ha..... -
bring a cane stick to scratch with. works for both guy and gal.
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If that part itch then it must be not obeying you. Bring a cane and whack it hard. Next time still not listen to you, ask somebody else to whack it harder with double the force and let see if it will listen to you next time.....