1. When you have a short "mojo gun" , make a joke and claim that it's 18 inches even though it's 1.8 inches
2. You feel hopeless being a local , thats why you would do anything to bleach yourself
3. Always remember to have outburst against Singapore guys
4. Singaporeans to you are all chinks.
5. It has never occured to you that you are very stupid
6. You are a hopeless person hoping to gain fame through nonsensical postings
7. When you lose out in flaming wars , remember to give out racist remarks
8. Challenge the moderator to a war and claim racism when the locals lash out against you..
9. Always say that your dick is bigger , even though you have never seen the rest of the 1.3 billion mongoloids around the world.
10. You have not heard of penile enlargement services which is part of a routine affair in the West
Lastly,
The fact remains that your still a local
